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25) Would you take a bullet for anyone?I once had a guy say "You know, I would take a bullet for you"I responded "Hey, thanks man. I'll have that arranged." -
well, it'll do something i guess
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "A. It is money tha… -
maybe that's the reason for atheists and foxholes.
"...Known as "the atheist guy," Hall has been called immoral, a devil worshipper and _ just as severe to some soldiers _ gay, none of which, he says, is true. Hall even drove fellow soldiers to church in Iraq and paus… -
always do it in public.
ME: Actually, Mr. Ashcroft, my question was about this other document. (laughter and applause) This other document is a section from the judgment of the Tokyo War Tribunal. After WWII, the Tokyo Tribunal was basicall… -
and serving wine to minors is different how?
"..."I put it you, your Honour, that when alcohol was illegal, nobody asked the Pope about the sincerity of his religion," Baldasaro told Superior Court Justice John Cavarzan...."http://thespec.com/News/Local/article/… -
oh, gdub. you crack me up.
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is."Billy"."And what is your question, Billy?""I h… -
Welcome to Missourah.
"...SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -- Missouri's Department of Revenue said it will not correct a grammatical error in new license plates because that's how voters want it to be.The plates featuring a bluebird are due out in June d… -
investments.
"Help America -- Spend your rebate wisely. The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline, it … -
well done.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559547&in_page_id=1770/check the article for the best part you can't quite see in that picture. -
dang
turns out nobody wanted 56 of the most awesome "slightly used" cd cases ever.guess i'll have to go to work tomorrow. -
Once again, I use ebay to improve your life.
Ever been sitting there, surrounded by your massive CD and DVD collection, and still feel that something is missing? Of course you have. You're probably doing it right now.What you really need is 56 somewhat used cd jewe… -
all grown up
I now own a filing cabinet. I can put all my important papers in it. (both of them)and I get to add Office Depot to the growing list of companies that think I am a small business./Free business shipping you say? Why yes,… -
dave barry knows all.
Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to dinner; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out again; and again they enjoy themselves. They…
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