Definitely a Message I just saw a commercial for lube. …

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Posted by: Uvon Original: 10/10/2004 12:16 AM Views: 1 Comments: 4 eProps: 8 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Sunday, October 10, 2004

Definitely a Message

I just saw a commercial for lube. I've never seen one of those before.

Without even trying that hard, I've seen I Will Not Fornicate, High Tech Sex, basic adultery, and a lube commercial on my television. All in little more than 24 hours. This means something. Some cosmic force is trying to send me a message.

Part of me wants to know what all of this means, and part of me is scared to find out.

Something's gotta give sooner or later, right?

RIGHT?!?!?!

Posted 10/10/2004 12:16 AM - 1 view - 4 comments

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Oh God, I hope so! For you and for me!

Posted 10/10/2004 12:30 AM by ChristineN1978 - reply

God wants you to pro-create, or give away you seamen so that more of you can be made.

Posted 10/10/2004 1:58 AM by ramseythescot - reply

I think this cosmos message is a bit jumbled as some of the items you've viewed are contradictory . Perhaps there are two separate deities that are battling over your sexual soul for some reason. First, you would need to discover that reason and try to fight a possible solution. I wouldn't want to be you; you're going to end up pissing off at least one deity, and I've heard about men's bits that shriveled up and fell off mysteriously.

What's really funny is that I just typed all of that, and I'm searching for information on the rosary in another tab. The Catholic church didn't know what they were getting when they put me on the pay-roll.

Posted 10/10/2004 7:05 AM by theflirt - reply