Bring on the Men
I'm exhausted.
Yet I'm restless.
I've got two men on my mind right now. Interestingly enough, neither of them are on the dating horizon.
One of them is an unfulfilled fantasy from my past. I can …
It's all good....
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
By The Way...
The previous blog has nothing to do with me possibly falling into a depression or having a nervous breakdown. It's something entirely different, something with which I am sick and tired of dealing.
Staying Calm
I will NOT go through this again.
I will explain myself later this week.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
So, in one of my 20 daily forwards from my grandmother, there was an attachment that played a Christmas Carol - It Came Upon a Midnight Clear.
Now, that song, plus a few of its Christmas bud…
Slow Down
It seems like things in my life are moving much faster than normal right now.
Till I Recall How to Breathe...
The date went VERY well. As did our time together Saturday night. Yes, two nights in a row, spending a little TOO much time together both nights.
No sex yet, which is good. I'm nowher…
Excited and Scared
I have a date tomorrow night.
He's an architect named Phillip. In the past three days, we've talked over 6 hours on the phone.
I am so excited and so scared.
Great Minds Think Alike
After an ad for a movie opening soon...
UVON(optimistically): I don't know - It's got fat black women dancing in it.
ANDREW: I was just going to say the exact same thing.
Southern
I've changed my banner, for those of you who don't actually come specifically to my site. I'm embracing my heritage. I love the word "y'all." I miss grits.
I got this e-mail from my aunt. All Southerners w…
Clang, clang!
Today, I bought my Christmas tins.
There are only two things I buy before Thanksgiving - Christmas cards and Christmas tins. This is because those are things I actually mail, and I like to get them in th…
Bountiful Harvest
This evening has been a cornucopia of depravity.
Total Sensory Deprivation
Last night, I helped chaperone a youth lock-in at my church. Which basically entailed someone of legal adult age being conscious while the teens (reasonably well-behaved suburban middle class …
Excerpt
"Do you know...since I've been away, I think of you more often than of any one else in this part of the world...The idea of you is a part of my mind; you influence my likes and dislikes, all my tastes, hundreds …
Where are you?
I need you to come save me.
Define "Normal"
So, I was sharing anecdotes about my family today at work, when a co-worker finally said, "Uvon, I think you're probably the only normal person in your family."
I looked at her and blinked. Twice.
She…
Of Course. Now I Remember...
...what a hangover feels like.
I'm pretty glad that I also have tomorrow (Tuesday), because I got NOTHING accomplished today, trying to recover from what was a pretty stubborn hangover. I…
Oh my God Diana and I had a blast tonight. I'm rather drunk, and really quite surprised that I was able to type my password correctly so I could come here and blog. Diana and I had so much fun. We met a lot of people …
Out Tonight
After Alias, my friend Diana and I are going to Boystown. Be good, and don't wait up.
Tomorrow is Veteran's Day, so I'm off. And, I had some really interesting thoughts today at church upon which I may c…
What's in a Name?
I've named the new computer Minerva.
Prince of Tides
There are tides in life, much like the tides of the ocean.
These tides, as they recede, slowly wash something away from our lives. Sometimes, these are things we'd wish not to lose - much like a sand c…
Retirement
The UPS guy showed up at apartment 3E today with a new computer.
Uvon shuddered and cried out, "I am reborn!"
The computer arrived MUCH sooner than I anticipated, and I'm thrilled that I happened to be off …
Love, etc.
I've been feeling kinda dry for something to say lately. Then, I responded to someone else's post on love, and ended up leaving quite a lengthy comment. I said a lot of things in that comment that I hadn't …
Greek Comedy
VICKI: Screw you and the gay horse you rode in on.
UVON: <laughter> That was funny!
VICKI: Really? I thought it died.
UVON: Well, it was resurrected!
VICKI: It's Easter for the funny bone.
Also Known As
I LOVE ALIAS.
"Dude, you're getting a Gateway!"
Well, after scraping by for four months on a used hard drive that simply had no chutzpah at all, I finally broke down this weekend and stopped at Gateway Country on my way home.
Someti…
