| Damn more incredibleThat SOB in my previous entry happened not to be some random guy that my friend gave my number out to but in reality it was his dad...wtf lol damn how am I supposed to face his dad now jeez...lol
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| IncredibleSo lots of incredible things happen in my life! For example catching a 74 year old crackma (grandma - crack = crackma lol) and cuffing her to the stretcher is damn incredible lol. Taking down a drunk guy and making him kiss the pavement when he pretends to pull a weapon on me and my boys and then having the cops show up and make fun of the guy lol. Receiving a random pyramid scheming SOB call referred to me by one of my FRIENDS and being a total a-hole to the guy :
guy -"so I want to show you what this is all about"
me - "what are you talking about I don't understand"
guy - "let me get your e-mail and i'll show you"
me - "I still don't know what your talking about"
guy- "well its an internet distribution company"
me- "ohhhhhh ok then no i'm not interested I know what this is"
guy- "I havn't shown you anything how can you know?"
me- "Your right you havn't shown me anything but...I don't care and I don't want to see"
guy- "uh well i appreciate your honesty"
me- "yea well enough pointless crap I don't like you so i'm gonna hang up and don't call me again or I will have something done about this..."
guy- "uh ok then" (hangs up)
and my friend gave this guy my number without me knowing. F-ed up I know so prank calls galore from now on to my "friend" haha. Finally resisting the urge to let my brain function cease when watching "Running with Scissors" it took my whole conscious effort and unconscious effort to force myself not to drool like there was a monsoon in my mouth and make incoherent noises and smack myself in the face with my elbows. Needless to say it was an absurd movie and I left halfway in. Incredible i know lol
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