http://www.google.com/search?as_q=&hl=en&num=100&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=door+mouse+says&as_oq=&as
That links says I'm number 5 on that Google list, 4 too many from it being an illegal googlewhack [no idea if spelt right, it's a result of two real words with only one result. illegal since three words were used.] At least I'm on a list for something, let's celebrate with a Guzi's Top 10, yes I promised it months ago (though I doubt any of you remember the past so I could've gotten away with, "Here's the rebirth of a newspaper article that was once popular and once for a high school. I am not late on promises, so let's get going!") But I won't lower myself to that level... So let's get going!
Vol. 1
Guzi's Top 10
By: Whyerd Neighme
Hello friends, both real, virtual, and imaginary; to a newspaper article written by me Guzi... Er, I mean Whyerd, now, why did I ever had to be placed in the Witness Protection Program. All I witness was a random triple homicide, nothing I think someone would kill over if they brought in for. That just irritates me, like things on my list. I present Guzi's Top 10 Things That Just Bother Guzi, I Mean Whyerd, Greatly.
10. Bees: These honey diggers are all flashy with their black and yellow, threatening how dangerous they are, and how you're going to get shivved if you mess with. So what am I suppose to do, if one starts flying in gang sign and I don't want to be on the wrong end of the stinger? Those things hurt!
9. When I Remember Things I Rather Forget: I hate when I remember when I have been a jerk, like to Amandasbiggestfan, when I was crazy, being obsessed with Pokemon, or just stupid random things, like I used to call November, "Yes-vember". Why did I have to do those things, why?
8. When Other People Remind Me Of Things That I Rather Forget: You think 9 is terrible! Try it when people remind you of your past mistakes who aren't you! I might be overreactting, as people mostly remind me that I called November, "Yes-vember!" Maybe so, but it still annoys me!
7. 1994 Toyota Previas: Don't let its cameo in Juno fool you! They are rolling death traps! My mom bought it in 1995, then in 2008, BAM!, I get in a rollover! It was horrible!
6. My Unorginality: Guess what my life dream is? To be a writer, but that's everyone's and their Grandma's dream! It's not unique! It would be better if I had a dream like growing a tail and finding a way to save the wolf population in Idaho from Government funded cutting numbers from 1200 to 100, because I don't know of anyone else with that dream, maybe the mission, but not the dream.
5. Wild 'n Out: I love the show and everything, but what's the judging criteria? Somethings that are funny don't count, while that aren't are! Maybe the should leave out the points and have a random number generator instead, that way, the funniest wins every time, randomly.
4. Batman: Actually I have no problem with him. Ha! I tricked you!
3. My Evil Ways: I shouldn't have tricked you like that. I'm sorry... Can I offer a complimentary back rub? Too creepy? Fine... I'll just go on with the Top 10.
2. My Dogs: These are beast of burden. They chew on anything they can find, they bark loudly, they come in and out at all hours of the night, and they jump on me! Did I mention they slobber and jump on me? I don't think I mentioned that they jump on me, so I will mention they jump on me.
1. My Siblings: They are very similar the dogs, except they outnumber them 3:4, don't drool on me, and no barrier can stop them from getting to my room. They are annoying, and they are doing it the most!
Disclaimer: This only reflects the thoughts of Guzi, I mean Whyerd Neighme, no one else. You read this at your risk, and Whyerd is not responsible for any feelings hurt, wallets stolen, or any ribs missing. He can write, say, eat, love, hate, or sleep on anything he wants, without getting in trouble.
Comments (6)
@FlutteringAngelButterfly - There's only one I can think of, Mindless Self Indulgences (MSI), which there music is a cross of rock, hip hop, and some other elements making them different from mainly anything else you heard before, well I really can't compare anyone like them at least. The songs I like from them are "Shut Me Up", "Straight To Video", and "Daddy". I don't know if they count as true Indies, due to they don't sign with a record label. A more famous band that didn't sign with record label for their new CD, though it's older news, Motorhead, which you can set any price for it, if it's still available. Sorry I'm not much help there.
@FlutteringAngelButterfly -
Glad to help.
You should go for the writing life. It'll make you happy, for shizzle.
Wild n' Out is rigged in Nick Cannon's favor. That bastard.