hmmm.... im kinda thinking that xanga sux....

myspace is mucho mucho better than xanga

now just for fun...

43 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS



1. Follow them around the house everywhere


2. Moo when they say your name


3. Run into walls


4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion


5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine


6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"


7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"


8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time


9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"


10. Do what they actually tell you


11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly


12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people


13. At everything they say yell, Liar


14. Try to swin in the floor


15. Tap on their door all night


16. Pretend to have amnesia


17. Say everything backwards


18. Give yourself a swirly


19. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"


20. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear


21. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times


22. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder


23. Run in circles


24. Recite a whole movie 3 times


25. Pretend to beat yourself up


26. Slither everywhere


27. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement


28. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way


29. Super glue your finger up your nose


30. Talk to a pen


31. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe


32. Try and climb the wall


33. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly


34. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn


35. Put pegs on your nose and eyes


36. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"


37. Eat your hair


38. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal


39. Eat anything obviously not edible


40. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house


41. When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"


42. Snorkel in your fish tank


43. When you're out in public say to your parents "ha! now that we're out in public you can't beat me!"