| | What a great weekend...definitely won't be forgetting it for a long time, and just to make sure I don't I figured I'd go ahead and jot down some of the highlights throughout the weekend for those that weren't able to make it there and the ones who were there but would like to laugh again.
Me almost biffing while getting into my car after Alex got Subway
Pre-partying before heading over to Sig Nu and Alex being the only one wasted
Walking into Shanks' room and him already dancing on the bar
Some gross chick going up to Pynaert, rubbing his face and saying, "What do you want?" all seductive like
That same gross chick managing to make out with 3 different people in the room within a 5 minute span
Alex vomiting over the 2nd floor balcony railing and then performing an encore distance launch, then proceeding to go back in the room and drink more right afterwards
Katy and EB dancing on the bar together (you know what they say about girls who dance on bars  )
Me getting hit on in the bathroom by two girls WHILE peeing in a urinal
Kraz and Frey finding the rush cups in my car and screaming "RRRUUUSH PIKE!" 32409872 times
Frey also finding the number listed on that cup and calling the Pike house several times
Eating the best freakin McChicken sandwich (lite mayo of course) I've ever had in my life from McDonald's at 2:30am
Yanking the crap out of Alex trying to get him off the couch that Kraz scoobed
That picture on Frey's phone of Alex laying with his pants pulled down with his head in Kraz's crotch
Making it halfway through Wedding Crashers before we all passed out (great movie)
End of Day 1
Day 2
Getting dragged by Frey to go play raquetball and then almost beating him 11-15, 13-15
My side view mirror getting ripped off my car by who knows what while in the Willowbrook parking lot
reluctantly getting talked into playing my first game of Settlers and then destroying Frey and Pynaert
Pynaert and Frey drinking a fifth of Vodka in like 2 hours
Pynaert getting beligerent and standing on a stool on one foot and yelling "RRUUSH PIKE!"
Kraz and I only having to drink 1 Biz each throughout all of our Sink the Biz playing (engineers pwn)
Alex getting absolutely worked by Big Ben in Sink the Biz by foolishly trading turns
Frey having to drink the bucket cuz he sunk 4 Biz's first
Graham making an unexpected appearence for a couple hours
Scotty B, Shanks, Frey and myself pumping some iron in the weightroom while waiting for the booze bus
Frey jumping on the treadmill while I was on it while it was going full speed and making both of us crash and burn and f'ing up his foot and my toe on the treadmill belt
Alex screaming out the front door of the waiting room, "Booze Bus Assemble!"
Finally getting to Jake's bar and proceeding to give Kraz shots
Pynaert scarfing down 5 free hot dogs within minutes
Kraz throwing up on his own shirt like a little baby after taking a boilermaker
Frey disappearing and then randomly showing up outside the window in the booth we were sitting in chowing down on some Taco Bell
Alex making one of the most ridiculous comments ever calling out Big Ben and blaming him for "planting the seed" in Mrs. Kraz
Big Ben making Mrs. Kraz take him to White Castle cuz he was drunk and hungry
Getting Kraz to Brother's Bar and then Alex taking him to the bathroom so he could puke his guts out
Pynaert getting kicked out of Brother's cuz he was sitting on the stairs and the bouncer claiming he was drunk (which he was)
Frey, Scotty B, Joshman, and myself all grinding up on one another
Katy, Alex and myself waiting in Harry's Bar waiting for the rest of the crew when May comes up to us and tells us that they won't let Kraz in cuz he's too drunk
Looking out the window of Harry's Bar while going down the stairs and seeing Kraz right outside the door halfway leaning/halway falling on a light pole with his eyes rolled way back in his head
Frey once again showing up with food but this time from Love Shack
Somehow getting Kraz to move from sitting on a small window ledge to sitting on a bench (see Alex's Xanga)
Frey deciding to Party Boy dance up on everyone while the song played on my phone
Random guy wearing plastic pants coming up and wanting to take a picture of Frey Party Boy dancing on everyone
Dragging Kraz off of the bench and shoving him into the backseat of May's car
Getting back to Willowbrook and then trying to drag Kraz out of the backseat of the car (note he's completely passed out at this point) and then proceeding to drop him face first on the freezing cold concrete
Then deciding that there is no way in hell that all of us drunkards are gonna be able to get his passed out dead weight body up 2 flights of stairs so we try to get him back in the backseat of May's car
Frey continuously trying to shut the car door but it won't cuz Kraz's head is sticking out
Frey, May, Scotty B and Joshman getting Kraz back to May's house and dragging him inside where he continued to throw up
Kraz waking up in the morning and having absolutely no idea where he was and one hell of a hangover
Mission Accomplished
One hell of a weekend...thanks for turning 21 Kraz
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| | Posted 1/22/2006 10:10 PM - 1 view - 7 comments
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