Today is November, Which is a very good month. So I thought I would do a fall top 5. Right after I get some coffee. Ok I'm back, but coffee made me think of Drouin's last night, and I decided to do a top five about pick up lines.
Adam's top 5 pick up lines that he never uses because they probably won't work anyway
1. Are you going to turn out as pretty as your momma?
2. You have beautiful eyes.
3. <cough> <cough> could you pat my back to help me stop coughing?
4. So are you still going to be right here when I get up the guts to ask you out in five minutes?
and last but not least
5. I don't think I'm God's gift to women... Just God's gift to you.
hearing Cake's Short skirt and long jacket song inspired me to make a list
I want a girl that:
Won't mention how off key I am when I sing with the radio in my truck
Will sing right along with me even when I am off key
Gets Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, even if they do die at the end
if she doesn't get it, doesn't feel the need to, just appreciates the movie for the cinematic masterpiece that it is
doesn't care if I have more gristle, bones and guts than muscles
realizes that the gristle and guts make the muscle that I do have matter
doesn't mind that I've got more of a sense of humor than I do brains
eventhough I'll be the first to admit that I'm nothing but trouble, knows that I don't have a bad, hateful or mean bone in my body
gives good back rubs with just the right amount of soft and strong
doesn't get mad when I get too rough while giving a back rub, just turns around and socks me one, realizing that I have big clumsy workin' man hands
likes to kiss
still realizes that holding hands is just as good as anything else out there (you can still make eye contact when you hold hands)
Thinks wool socks and boots are sexy
doesn't care if I'm dressed to impress all the time, but thinks its really great when I am
appreciates the profound philisophical wisdom of John Wayne
appreciates even more the book of Ecclesiasities along with the rest of the Bible
Has a close personal relationship with God
Isn't afraid to share that relationship with others
That's what I came up with | 
