On one of the commentaries for a Scrubs DVD, it was said that Zach Braff recruited Amy Smart to guess star in the episode "My TCW" for no other good reason than she was hot and the script called for J.D. to make out with his TCW (TCW, incidentally, standing for "Tasty Coma Wife").

Well, I've got my own TCW, and her name is HIN. It stands for Hot Indian Nurse.

OK, so granted, my acronyms are not as imaginative as the scriptwriters for Scrubs. In fact, it's a pretty blase name, except for the fact that it (almost) accurately describes what is downright the shapeliest bombshell of the bombshelled chaos known as the Emergency Department.

Standing 5-foot-7 with glistening black hair and pearly white teeth, her exotic physique seems almost grotesquely out-of-place in the grime and filth of the ER. Her name is Kayla (not her real name, but not unlike it either), which I wouldn't have known had it not been for one of my fellow interns boldly walking up to her and striking up a conversation (for no other good reason than to prove to me that he was a better schmoozer than I was...which he was, and is).

HIN, however, doesn't realize I exist...which is OK. There are hundreds of doctors who come down to consult in the ER -- there's no good reason to remember one more faceless, nameless surgical intern.