Saturday, June 16, 2007



  • Subject:  Blonde in Starbucks....




    Blonde in Starbucks....


    A blonde goes
    into a coffee
    shop and
    notices there's


    a "peel and
    win" sticker on
    her coffee cup.

    So she peels it
    off and starts
    screaming,

    "I've won a
    motorhome!

    I've won a
    motorhome!"

    The waitress
    says, "That's
    impossible.

    The biggest
    prize is a free
    Lunch.?"

    But the blonde
    keeps on
    screaming,

    "I've won a
    motorhome!

    I've won a
    motorhome!"

    Finally, the
    manager comes
    over and says,

    "Ma'am, I'm
    sorry, but
    you're
    mistaken.

    You couldn't
    have possibly
    won a motorhome


    because we
    didn't have
    that as a
    prize.

    The blonde
    says, "No, it's
    not a mistake.

    I've won a
    motorhome!"

    And she hands
    the ticket to
    the

    manager and HE
    reads...








    "W I N A B A G E L"


     




     
    Blonde Cookbook
     
    MONDAY : It's fun to cook for Joe. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe
    said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
    extra bowls.
     
    TUESDAY: Joe wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
    dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Joe brought a friend home
    for supper.
     
    WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
    steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
    improved the rice any.
     
    THURSDAY: Today Joe asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
    prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Joe asked me
    why I was rolling around in the garden.
     
    FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a
    bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
    When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
     
    SATURDAY: Joe did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me
    to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Joe keeps counting to ten.
     
    SUNDAY: Joe's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had
    was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven
    and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
    disappointment.
     
    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
    tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Joe. If I can talk Joe
    into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.


     


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