Saturday, April 26, 2008

  • I am a complete fucking fraud.

    I walk into bars without paying a cover because I have a press pass that is over a year old and valid only to about one person in the world, but people are so stupid, They smile and wave me through the line every single time.
    I dont feel bad about that at all.

    I smile real pretty when I get pulled over by a male cop who insists that I "step out of the car ma'am" when i tell him my ID is expired.

    I blog.
    I word vomit onto a page, and I write without reading it through, and I never ever proof it before I send it because then I will think people will hate it so I send it and I get comments that just overwhelm me.

    I am not a writer, I just get lucky that the words fall together in all the right places.

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