Dear Perez Hilton,
I dont know how you do it, you know, have the inside scoop on every celebrity out there all at once. I am worried that there might be clones of you scoping out the front gate of every house in hollywood. This sounds worse than any zombie apocalypse I could ever imagine, but Regardless, I am writing because I find myself disgusted at the very thought of being in the same profession as you. Mind you, I actually write and you just vomit up celebrity news, but when someone at the hospital asks what I do for a living and I have the honor of telling them that I blog and am met with "Like that Perez Hilton Guy, neat!" I immediately insisted on adding an antiemetic to the bag already dripping into my veins.
You are not a writer. You are not a celebrity. I am not even entirely convinced that you are human.
Please die in a fire.
Love,
December
Comments (30)
I hate the guy too. Campy Hollywood gossip is maddeningly annoying to me.
I just get annoyed when people allude to that idiot Tucker Max or that fossil Maddox at me.
I vote not human. He was a CIA experiment gone wrong.
Perez Hilton is really annoying...I don't understand what people's obsession with celebrity news is anywayz... they're just people! ugh!
@Drakonskyr - tucker max is a fraud. I took his book back and demanded a refund. They gave it to me.
bleg those guys are creeps!
Wanna see Britney's vagina? Come check out Perez Hilton!
Wait, you blog for a living? No fair!
@CallMeQuell - you can too! For the low low price of your dignity and any and all family ties you once had!
@antisoccermom - Psh, who needs those?
@CallMeQuell - Certainly not me, or tucker max, or perez hilton, though id like to think that I have a little bit more behind what I say than those two, but ya know, whatev.
LoL I like him...
Yeah I hate gossip bloggers. How can they turn the internet, Al Gore's baby that has brought so much pornography to so many people, into something to cheap and ugly?
If there's any upside to the 1984 style direction our world is headed in it's that ass clowns like that will eventually be replaced when by the government when Big Brother realizes that sharing the details of 24/7 surveillance can be a new cash flow.
People always think I am drak.
@TheTheologiansCafe - That sentence makes absolutely no sense to me.
@MomGoneMadd - take it back. TAKE IT BAAAAAAAAAACK.
I don't even know who that is, but I feel like I should. I actually thought you misspelled Paris.
hahah. I should have known better. You don't misspell.
@A___Beautiful___Disaster - In WHAT world are you living? I dont mispell. Are you crazy!!?
@antisoccermom - hahaha. I never catch it if you do, but I'll start looking more carefully. I tend to not see faults in my friends. It's a peculiar blindness that I have had since birth. I'm pretty sure.
@antisoccermom - I jus' wants teh moneysss
Wow, that was obnoxious.
Boo Perez.
Ok, off that note, I couldn't see the rest of your comment because the post disappeared.
@A___Beautiful___Disaster - I adore you.
@antisoccermom - back at ya, baby!
ok. Google him, watched a couple of vids. Creepy, ew, ew, ew...
EW.
i used to read him once upon a time... now i can't stand his god awful page!