I would make sure I bought a cow ... just in case!! Whew ..your tough.
That is fucking funny
@ME_ondisplay - ask my husband, His shit would be out on the porch. Just kidding, he has never forgotten. YET.
Getting fat.
If she murdered me.
LOL Well, I love my milk, I think I'd do the same thing. lol.
~Misa
I thought it was forgetting the tartar sauce. At least that's how it happened to Nicholas Cage.
My manic depression
ha ha! nice!
Milk is about as serious as pancakes. Watch out.
Especially if there were Oreos in the house. That's illegal in 38 countries around the world.
Damn. Now that's what I call running a tight ship! LOL
lmao. wow...
Coming to bed after working out and not showering first.
The best answer I've seen yet, my friend! Haha. =)
Great answer! I prefer he bring the bacon home. You are so creatve and a great writer. I enjoy reading you.
what! that's a really nice answer!
So what happens if he leaves the Toilet Seat Up?
@Redshirte - Hey, leaving it up is better than not lifting it at all......
Umm considering I had an upset stomach...so I kindly asked my boyfriend to please go to the closest gas station and get sprite to try to settle it. He left and came back with chips, orange juice, candy...and when I said "Hey...where is my sprite??" He replied, "SHIT...I knew I was forgetting something!!" So rather than "forgetting the milk" he forgot his whole purpose for leaving and got everything BUT the milk. I still love him though. He can't help he's easily distracted haha
@npr32486 - there is never an excuse to get fat. @SladeTheGreyFox - you understand me now, dont you?
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That is fucking funny
@ME_ondisplay - ask my husband, His shit would be out on the porch. Just kidding, he has never forgotten. YET.
Getting fat.
If she murdered me.
LOL Well, I love my milk, I think I'd do the same thing. lol.
~Misa
I thought it was forgetting the tartar sauce. At least that's how it happened to Nicholas Cage.
My manic depression
ha ha! nice!
Milk is about as serious as pancakes. Watch out.
Especially if there were Oreos in the house. That's illegal in 38 countries around the world.
lmao. wow...
Coming to bed after working out and not showering first.
The best answer I've seen yet, my friend! Haha. =)
Great answer! I prefer he bring the bacon home.
You are so creatve and a great writer. I enjoy reading you.
what! that's a really nice answer!
So what happens if he leaves the Toilet Seat Up?
@Redshirte - Hey, leaving it up is better than not lifting it at all......
Umm considering I had an upset stomach...so I kindly asked my boyfriend to please go to the closest gas station and get sprite to try to settle it. He left and came back with chips, orange juice, candy...and when I said "Hey...where is my sprite??" He replied, "SHIT...I knew I was forgetting something!!" So rather than "forgetting the milk" he forgot his whole purpose for leaving and got everything BUT the milk. I still love him though. He can't help he's easily distracted haha
@npr32486 - there is never an excuse to get fat. @SladeTheGreyFox - you understand me now, dont you?
@Eponine2 - LOL, True.
TFF!