Friday, May 09, 2008
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Your vagina is not a clown car.
Dear Duggar Family,
I don't know if you are starting a cult, creating the worlds first all duggar baseball team, or just addicted to having children, but this letter is to officially inform you that you are hereby stripped of your right to bear children. I wish I would have written this letter earlier, since you went on the news this morning to inform the world that you are pregnant yet again, with child number 18.
Thats right, 18 children.
That is plenty of children, MORE than enough.
Your vagina is not a clown car.
Love,
December
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I think it's beautiful, especially since they can somehow afford having children. Unlike a lot of people who keep popping them out an can barely make rent or groceries.
Those wackos sicken me.
So, did ya get yer rebate yet? ;)
@hugxlaughxsmilexlove - They could adopt the children of someone who is unable to take care of their kids. they could donate money to charity, they could put money away to retire, or they could pop out child after child until they forget their names and let them raise each other. I think its a disgusting abuse of parenting.
I'm still dumbfounded by this. I can't even imagine having that many kids.
And...why are they all dressed like that?
@hecticmuse - I havent, when I do I will let you know. *wink*
@Blue__Summer - Yeah, reaffirms my decision to have my tubes tied when I have barely enough time for three.
Just more reason for my "Mandatory Sterilization" for all Americans.
When your junk gets old enough to become fertile, genetic material is harvested for later in life, and everyone is rendered incapable of having children.
Later on when you're ready for children, you have to go through a screening process to PROVE you're capable of raising a child.
No more overpopulation.
No more pregnant prom queens.
And best of all, we'll stop pretty much ALL Catholic bitching because NO more abortions and no more need for birth control.
How can you give a child enough attention as a parent if you have 18 children? These children are helping raise each other!!
@nothingbeast - Im with you dude, Im sterile now. Three kids is plenty. now I can have all the sex I want, if I werent so fucking tired.
@Ultra_Bright - You cant. These children are raising each other. meaning, they arent able to really be a kid at all.
where are the other two?
@Infamous_Dewey - They were eaten by the others.
Sad... :(
This is why I had a vasectomy...three is more than enough. Ok, the fear of more children and the fact I can walk around and say "I have balls that jingle, jangle, jingle!!!
And, oddly enough, I often use the phrase "Vagina is not a clown car"
@bosefius - because its the funniest phrase EVER!
@antisoccermom - Well, normally when I hear something like what i'm saying, I'm completely against it.
But lets face it... Americans are NOT as responsible as we'd like to think we are.
I know there's absolutely NOTHING constitutional about that way of thinking, but for Christ sake, aren't there enough fucking people in the world already?
I'm getting more exposure to babies through my married friends and family... but I'm starting to think going Sterile is the way to go.
Maybe my Nature-induced need to have children should go ignored.
Nothing I hate more in my community than seeing the "Breeders". And my small community has TOO many of them!
@nothingbeast - I guess I could be labeled as a breeder, unfortunately. It isnt constitutionally plausible, but its a damn good idea. People just need to think, BEFORE breeding.
@nothingbeast - Nothing wrong with having children, as long as you are able to take care of them. My wife and I have three beautiful children and are responsible for all of their needs. It's when you see someone with 5 or 6 kids and collecting state or federal aid to support them that really irks me.
@antisoccermom - That's the whole problem right there.
When the fuck do most people think PERIOD!
And 3 kids then tubes tied does not a breeder make.
5 kids and 8 months preggo is.
My music teacher in Middle school has High School kids now... and every time I see her, she has another infant in her arms.
And her daughter is well on her way to being the same, as she got kicked out of school for screwing in the Boy's locker room.
@antisoccermom - And here is a link to the greatest poster ever, combining the picture above and 'the' phrase
@bosefius - I think children are great.
All i've ever wanted in life is a job, a wife, and a couple children.
The problem is, some people never learn to keep it in their pants, or show a bit of responsibility.
The whole "I can't feel a thing" line is a bullshit, childish excuse for not using condoms... but how many stupid teen girls fall for it every day?
@nothingbeast - i got kicked out of school for having sex too. oops.
@bosefius - I tried to put that one in this blog, but linux and xanga don't play well together. Thanks for the link!
Its the financial burden, on taxpayers that really pisses me off too.
@antisoccermom - I got reprimanded for kissing my girlfriend in the lunchroom...
God, I was such a goody-goody. :(
They look like a beautiful family. If they can afford it...then more power to them. The kids do not look like they are abused or neglected. And it is none of our damn business what she does with her vagina!
I'm all for being fruitful and multiplying, but I do think this is a tad excessive. But hey, it's their family, and if they can afford it what the heck. At least they are not killing off their kids but allowing them a chance to have a life. By the way, OUCH.
Oh man, I saw the TLC show on these people.... they scare the shit out of me. Not only because they're clearly some subdivision of Christian Fundie living in a mindset that would make Jesus wanna say: "GET OUT AND PARTAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!", but also because they have tons, and tons and tons and tons and tons of money, from undisclosed sources.
No really: Have you SEEN the show? Everytime they do groceries, it's about 1,5 grand, and they live in a fucking mansion.
So they're clearly some sort of alien cult species bent on taking over the Americas with dated gender roles, horrible hair and bad dresses.
And the thought of those two having SO MUCH sex makes me want to vomit.
BUT HAY, I AINT' JUDGING! (hahaha, right.)