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Things I want to tell my children.
Make up your own mind. Don't take anyone's word for anything, research what you want to, and come to a logical, intelligent conclusion and stand behind your decisions. If someone, no matter who they are, comes to yo… -
Dear Subscribers, friends, confidants.
You are more than welcome to bribe me, beg, plead ect...... I may tell YOU what consenttotreatment is doing this weekend, but Im not tellin her. Ha ha, sucka. -
Embrace your anger.
It is here for a reason. I am angry because I have been lied about for the last year and a half. I have had rumors spread to the people closest to me, from the mouth of my own "husband." No wonder people hate me. No wond… -
Guess what.
Liars lie. And when you figure it the fuck out, and look at what has really been happening, you will finally understand. Until then, take your parenting advice and take your condescending bullshit attitude and go fuck yo… -
Horses, men, and greasing up that saddle.
I learned the truth about horses early on, when I walked up behind a beautiful black steed named Prince and it spooked, kicking his back legs in shock and breaking my shin wide open. I was never afraid of horses, until t… -
dear former roomie
Dev, There must have been a thousand times we said something stupid, only to sit and giggle with each other afterwards. I miss that. I feel completely disconnected too, and I wish that werent the case. You are my hero, I… -
Words are never just words.
Its down to this. Now is the time to be present. To be awake. To listen. To trust. Now is the time for the sun to peek its head from behind the clouds. Burst through the water and feel the light on your face. Touch the h… -
I am having an affair.
The affair started roughly six months ago, I couldn't tell you precisely when,because honestly the hours have started blurring together. It came as a shock, even to myself, who was a hopelessly devote… -
I am afraid.
"Ask yourself" he says. "What would you do if you had no fear?" My heart drops into my gut, and I slink into my seat. I want to hide away from the world, drop behind this chair and sit quietly alone, watching the world g… -
What little things make you happy?
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and we are off............
Camping pictures of the antisoccermom and her little rats will soon be appearing.(Please don't let me die before monday) -
The Death of a blogger.
Blogging is for sell-outs and wanna-be's or never weres. Blogging is what I do, and I love it, it is part of my daily routine and Id give anyone ten dollars to find a better profession for me, because I honestly believe … -
how to date the girl at the office.
Office dating is a touchy subject. Moreso for some than most, but lets be honest here, everyone has at least had a crush on someone they work with, so how do you pin her down for a date?Do your homework, if she is single… -
(repost) How I almost died.
How I almost died The wind bit mercilously at the tips of my fingers as I pulled the glove from my hand and tilted my wrist towards the light from the headlamp. It was almost midnight. The cars were parked three miles… -
What is the greastest life lesson you've learned so far?
Everything changes. EVERYTHING. Keep on your toes, roll with the punches. Be a realist. there is no such thing as one true love. There is no such thing as forever. Everything changes, be willing to change with it. I ju… -
It isnt a rocket launch, its just sex.
"There may be some things better than sex, and there may be some things that are worse, but there is absolutely nothing like it. " WC Fields.Growing up the way that I did, there were certain things I was taught about se… -
How to get a shower....
For the past four months our house has been the land of unsolved mysteries. Everyday after I had gotten my husband off to work and the baby down for his morning nap, I would stealthily sneak down the hallway and slip … -
How to change a woman.
You can't change a man, unless he is in diapers. And that is just the cold hard truth of the matter. But is it really worth the trouble to argue about it. I Say it is. Butinstead of whining about how boys don't do what i… -
It's time to ask her out, now what?
The perfect date, an ugly miconception that leads people to excessive lengths to provide the experience to their counterpart at great expense on both dignity and pocketbook.To that, I say bah. There are a few solid ru… -
Your vagina is not a clown car.
Dear Duggar Family, I don't know if you are starting a cult, creating the worlds first all duggar baseball team, or just addicted to having children, but this letter is to officially inform you that you are hereb… -
Happy mothers day, to myself.
Dear December, Its been a rough six plus years, thats for damn sure. Remember when you found out you were pregnant, and how you sat on that information for a month before telling a soul? Remember how you told mom? I thin… -
How Marijuana Killed a man.
University of Washington Medical Center recently denied a life-saving liver transplant to 56 year old Hepatitis C patient, Timothy Garon. Their denial was based on the fact that Timothy was a Washington state approved Me… -
Dear Perez Hilton
Dear Perez Hilton, I dont know how you do it, you know, have the inside scoop on every celebrity out there all at once. I am worried that there might be clones of you scoping out the front gate of every house in hollywoo… -
What makes someone a "good person"?
Money, lots of filthy money. Large geni........heart.connections.Lack of moral fortitude. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
Mothers day :The Letters I would send, if I could.
Dear (Blocked name) Step mom to my kids, Things are rocky at best, and I expect it will probably always be that way because of the way our relationship started, but there are a few things I want to get off of my chest an… -
On death.
I watched a woman die once. Just like in the movies, only when theytook her off the ventilator, she survived for seventeen minutes. Itnever goes quite like it should, or rather, think that it should. Shestruggled for br… -
For the love of cheeses, Yes, a religious rant.
For the past few days Ive been exchanging messages out of sheer boredom with someone who messaged me (see crazie) with a note that saidIt looks like you are mad at jesus. What did he ever do to you?Well first off. Let me… -
What changes have you made to go green?
Going green, is the new black. Er whatever. Our world is changing. Just look around you. Maybe I can see it so easily because of my geographical locale, but, Id imagine there would be signs that something needs to change… -
Marital Warfare.
Its front line grunt work for me these days folks, in the married world, you play or be played, and anyone who tells you differently is probably married, but without children. Children are the kicker, they make the battl… -
Free Spirit.
Does every woman have two sides?I may be the Antisoccermom an unconventional mother, but I have another side too. And I am wondering if I am alone. I play the part, my husbands eggs are ready for him every morning, with … -
This is of a very serious (fecal) matter.
Dear Greeley Recreational Facility, I would have started this letter of with "To Whom it may concern" but I believe that this concerns everyone. And Unfortunately, it concerns me and my children as well. Due to a serious… -
I dont care what religion you are.......UPDATE
prayer, happy thoughts, whatever...... My two oldest children were in a car accident on their way home and I am waiting to hear how bad it is. Oldest is fine, he is a trooper though. I talked to him, and he seemed more i… -
Five and a half Reasons why I love John.
1. He has never, in my memory, ignored anything Ive had to say. To Xanga or otherwise, and always addresses it pretty promptly.2. He got me my TRUE badge when many people said it was not time, and the bug that told me it… -
Addisons, whats next for me. Edit-
"It doesn't hurt too bad" She said as she grabbed my hand and shook it heavily. The creases in her face showed she had spent many days on the oncology unit in this hospital, and she was one of the one's that hadnt given … -
Yellow Fever/ inspired by Chinkzilla
Dear Louross Edralin, You alone are the reason I am completely infatuated with asian men. I simply cannot take watching you cooking on hell's kitchen, beads of sweat forming on that gorgeous forhead. My readers want to k… -
Dear Featured Weblogs.
Dear Featured weblogs,Okay, I get it. You want to feature people who don't get too many comments or don't have too many subscribers, but you are making xanga look bad. Most of the content is regenerated from other conten… -
Dear Featured Questions: Repost, because lets face it, it needs to be read again.
Dear Featured Questions, I answer you, most of the time, because I can always make some dead body reference or something equally awkward, it makes me giggle and as the doctors say, laughter is the best medicine. Sometime… -
Jesus Christ, born again, well....... Almost.
Erica Brazier was excited for her ultrasound scheduled for yesterday, like every mother should be. Ultrasounds are a weird little peek inside your hugely fat belly to see if the vitamin sucking vermin thats living inside…
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