Wednesday, May 07, 2008

• Spel-Chek

  Disclaimer: I’m writing this late at night, I’m tired and I will not be using spell check on this post. This post is not recommended for people who are enlish majors, nurses, or may become English majors. This post may casue extream frustration to those to whom incorrect grammer and slepping is intolerable. End da disclaimer.

  The real reason behind this post is to show how Amreica is realying onspell check just as must as it relies on forgien oil. But instead of going through point by point the easy, boring way. I’ll tell you a story without using spell chack.

  This story is about a dog namd Sam. Sam was a begal. He liked being a begal for the mmost part, but he was the onlybegal on this island. He knew it wasn’t a very big island, he knew because it was called Austraila and no island named that could possibly be very big. But it was big enough. He had a few friends that were borfer collies but there were few of them too. Most of the dogs were kangaroos. These dogs were not the most populous dogs though. The most populous dogs were the stupid dogs. They were strange, hairless mostly and they had to make hiar for them to where. Their front feet were shaped differently from the back ones and they only walked on two legs. How could they possibly be fast if they only ran with two lags? So even those the stupid dogs were the majority, the kangaroos were the coolest dogs. Sam really wanted to be a kangaroo. So one day he desided to change. He would no longer do begal things, he would do kangarroo things. He new it would be hard to change, but must tey, he must be one of them. The border collies told them that he should just be who he was supposed to be. But Sam claimed that he was supposed to be a kangroo. So sAm no longer walked anwhere, he hopped like a kangatoo. He stopped eating egal food and ate kangaroo food instead. He started to beat up the stupid dogs like the kangaroos did (though he wasn’t very good at it.) He did this for years and years and his border clooies friends just gave up on him. Sam then went to the kangaroo leader named Thumper and asked him if he had become kangaroo yet. Thumper stated that he was not a kangaroo yet, but if he could beat the kangaroo champion they would accept him into their ring. Sma was so excited that he almost barked. He was trying reall hard not to seing how kangaroos don’t barl. The Sma saw the kangaroo champion, his name was Thunder. He was the biggest kangaroo Sam’d ever seen, he was really the size of two janngaroos. Amazing!1 Sma got ready to fight though, he hunkered down, sprung up inotthe air toward Thunder and then Sam woke up in the middle of a field with a massive headache. His whole body hurt. He wasn’t sure, but he thought that he lost the fight with Thumder. A purple and gold snake came along thining Sam would be a good dinner, but as soon as Sam started talking the snake (whose name was Nate) recognized him and decided right then and there that he would not eat Sam. Sam was kinf of famouse for being the only beagle on the island. Sam told Nate the whole story thus far and Nate thought an evil thought. But he does that a lot, being an evil snake an all. Unlike his twin brother Nick the good snake. So he thought that hr would trick Sam os that Sam wouldn’t be the most individual animal on the island because Nate was jellous because he used to be the mose indivijual animal on the island before Sam came along. So Nate said that he new some one who could change Sam into a kangraoo. Sam readily agreed to help Nate find this guy and they trvled far a wide until they came to a bit of quicksand. Nate told Sam that the guy lived under the quicksand and that they could only go one at a time and that Sam should go first becaseu the guy was a really nice guy and if Sam said that Nate sent him then all should be fine but if it wasn’t then Sam should then come back out and explain to Nate what happened and then and only then Nate would go a talk to the guy himself and then Nate would come back out and tell Sam to go back in and then Sam would and the guy would change Sam into a kangaroo, so Sam dove int the quicksand and died.

  
  

  
  

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