| | hrm.. how bout I post some good music jokes:) hrm..lets see, figuring
out a list of what people play who might read this. coupla violin
people, horn player, cello, and of course, there is me on
oboe:D. I think that is everyone, hit me if I am wrong.
first instalment I go with one joke for each person(or a couple if
there are more funny ones). myself first of course
1)definition of an oboe:cockney tramp
2)Conductor: "Whats the diference between the sound of an oboe and a cat in heat?"
Vet: "There is none-if the cat is happy"
3)"Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street
musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may
assault them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols, or bombs without
incurring any penalties"
George Bernard Shaw
4)Fireman" HOw do you get the horn player out of the tree?"
Conductor "Cut the rope":D
5)Q: Why is it that cello players rarely catch cold?
A: Because even viruses have their share of pride
6)Q: What do you call five violin players at the bottom of a lake?
A: One heck of an idea
7)Q: Why are orchestra intermissions held for only twenty minutes?
A: That's so they won't have to retrain the cellists
8)Violinist: "The business manager kept calling me to rehearse, but I didn't like what he called me!"
ok, this ends my segment of funny music jokes. The book I pulled
them from has many good ones like these, included jokes about most of
things found in music, so if ya want me to find more, tell me:)
oops it seems like forgot a clarinet player, so here ya go:
9)Q: Why are bass fiddle jokes so short?
A: So clarinet players can understand them.
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| | Posted 4/1/2004 8:28 PM - 1 view - 3 comments
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Hope you two aren't getting into any trouble... maybe you should put a quota on the frequency of handholding or something. Don't do anything we wouldn't want to know you were doing!
aint it fun?!?!