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Name: Peter
Country: Hong Kong
Metro: Hong Kong
Birthday: 10/4/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Soccer, tennis, squash, K, eat, sleep, music, piano, guitar, cricket, cufflings, nice shirts, girls, more girls...
Expertise: Still searching.....
Occupation: Student
Industry: Banking/Finance
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MSN: petesuen@hotmail.com
Member Since:
1/11/2006
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| Ok, was reading the news and can't help notice the following.
Dog tore my son's face open
SOBBING mother of tot savaged by rottweiler admitted:
"I could not bear to look at him"
Girl has 20 rottweilers
A MUM who lets daughter play with family's 20
rottweilers said: "They make lovely pets"
Yes, placing these 2 stories together was a brilliant idea.
Also, there's this soccer player called Titus Bramble, who's pretty shit as a footballer and makes a mistake every time he touches the ball. Glenn Roeder is the manager of his team, and formation in soccer adds up to 10. Anyway, I felt this was rather slack
'Know your formations: 4-4-2 or 3-5-1?'
You'd think it wasn't that hard a choice, but we're sure Glenn Roeder faces this dilemma with Titf*ck Bumble every Saturday.
bum‧ble1 /ˈbʌm bəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[buhm-buhl]
erb (used without object) | 1. | to bungle or blunder awkwardly; muddle: He somehow bumbled through two years of college. |
| 3. | to speak in a low, stuttering, halting manner; mumble. |
erb (used with object) | 4. | to do (something) clumsily; botch. |
oun
Ok I didnt know what Bumble means, had to look it up. But I sure know Titf*ck.
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| I was reading a forum the other day. And somehow this guy didnt know what 36 means
And so some other dude found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_(number)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
36 (thirty-six) is the natural number following 35 and preceding 37. In mathematics
It is the square of 6 as well as a triangular number, making it a triangular square number, and also the only triangular number whose square root is also a triangular number. It is also a 13-gonal number.
36 is the smallest number n with exactly 8 solutions to the equation φ(x) = n. The smallest number with exactly 9 divisors, 36 is a highly composite number.
This number is the sum of a twin prime (17 + 19), and the sum of the cubes of the first three integers.
36 is the number of degrees in the angle of all 5 tips in a perfect star.
The thirty-six officers problem is a mathematical puzzle.
The number of possible outcomes (not summed) in the roll of two distinct dice.
36 is the largest numeric base that some computer systems support because it exhausts the numerals, 0?, and the letters, A.
The truncated cube and the truncated octahedron are Archimedean solids with 36 edges.
In base 10, it is a Harshad number. Measurements
- The number of inches in a yard.
- In the UK, a standard beer barrel is 36 UK gallons, about 163.7 litres.
In science
Astronomy
In religion
- According to Jewish tradition, in every generation there are 36 righteous people (the "Lamed Vav Tzadikim") in whose merit the world continues to exist
- According to the Midrash, the light created by God on the First Day of Creation shone for exactly 36 hours; it was replaced by the light of the Sun that was created on the Fourth Day
- Altogether, 36 candles are kindled in the Hanukkah menorah over the 8 days of that holiday (not including the shamash candle)
If you actually read it, u r an idiot.
I just found it hilarious that they have encyclopedia for numbers.
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| A few days ago, told my mum I will be having an interview.
Since that day, she has been very nice to me.
Farout, why can't she be nice all the time. Geez!
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| A WORLD SURVEYI was trying to clean up my computer a bit when I found I had this joke saved somewhere on my computer
A survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The only question
asked was, "Would you please give your most honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure.
In Africa, they did not know what "food" meant.
In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they did not know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they did not know what "solution" meant.
In South America, they did not know what "honest" meant.
In Asia, they did not know what "please" meant.
And in the USA, they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.
There's no Australia in this joke tho...
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| Havn't updated for a while, feel like saying a few words. Probably things I remember most about the past few months..err
WORLD CUP
Smack bang in the middle of exam, although it didnt affect my result.
in fact, i had the best semester ever. Quite interesting actually, this
semester i spent ages looking for a graduate position, started working
part time, disrupted by WC, and yet finished with a more than
satisfactory mark. I managed to get my wam back above 80, after a
horrible year last yr when i went from 83 to 78.
Anyway, worst WC ever, the group stage was good, thereafter was
pathetic. Brazil played like England throughout, which is boring. Teams
aren't playing to win, but to not lose, which pretty much killed most
of the games as a spectacle. Ivory Coast was impressive but only after
they were behind by 2-0 in each of their 3 games. Ghana was fun to
watch, and Czech was excellent in their first game but suffered due to
injured players.
Italy was deserved winner to me. They had an almost flawless group
stage (freak own goal) and after they were so lucky against the
aussies, played the best football in quarters n semis.
I was involved in a tipping competition, and came equal 4th, which
means i share the price of $50 with 2 other ppl, which means i get $17,
which also happens to mean that i made a loss of $23 due to the $40 i
put in to enter. I guess i was lucky enough to even come 4th, i got 10
pts from tipping italy to win from the outset. Without those 10 pts i
would be closer to bottom than the top.
Enough gibberish
Just what did Materazzi said to Zidane to make Zidane headbutt him? Here are some of the best I've heard.
"Show me your butt"
"My name is worth more than you in scrabble"
Ok, the first 2 is a bit lame, but if u dont find this 1 funny, u r weird
"I've got hair growth solution on my shirt"
It is interesting how Zidane heatbutts the chest, usually headbutts are directed at the head...
WORK
As some of u mite know, i work at a takeaway shop now doing delivery.
Met some nice ppl who tip u well, and some @$$hole who wont even tip u
5c. Anyway, some stories about work:
Evil Dad
I got to this place n this girl about age 6-7 opened the door. First
thing she said "Daddy, y didnt u tell me we ordered thai food. i
wouldnt have eaten that sausage roll." and "dad" laughed evilly as he
walked towards me to pay me... poor little girl... haha
A$$hole
Usually when ppl say "It's all yours", it means keep the change. This
bloke was paying by credit, he signed the docket n said "here u go,
it's ALL yours". What an a$$hole! I've got nothing againt ppl who pay
by credit, even tho usually means no tips. but....that guy....Should
have taken his pen.
Rewarded for being Punctual
Usually my punctuality has been 'rewarded' with..... extra time to
breath fresh air by myself (polluted air in the case of HK) and that
extra time ranges from 10 minutes to 2 hrs +
(those of u reading this, u know who u r!) So for the first time in my
life, i was actually rewarded for being ON TIME!!!! the bloke said "i
tell u what! u r good! i said 7pm n u got here at 7pm! Here's some
extra for u"
Getting tired, mite update more in the next few days. Here's a joke to finish off. Think all of u must have heard it. Afterall, it's 'proven' to be the funniest joke (Again u have to be weird to not find this funny)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He
doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy
takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says:
"Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a
silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK,
now what?"
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