Stupid QuotesGolden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound. -Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing-but none of them serious. -Alan Minter, Boxer
I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. -Alicia Silverstone, Actress You guys line up alphabetically by height. -Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole, presidential candidate
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. -Britney Spears, Pop Singer
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver. -Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. -Charles De Gaulle, former French President
Most lies about blondes are false. -Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime. -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President The world is more like it is now then it ever has before. -Dwight Eisenhower
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -George Gobel
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. -Lou Duva
If only faces could talk...-Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
Solutions are not the answer. -Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
Permitted vehicles not allowed. -Road sign on US 27
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. -Terry Venables | 
