today is quite an auspicious day in history.  i, ashley jackson, am now officially a cmit.  yes, that's right.  i must admit that i sensed some apprehension at the onset of this journey.  i wondered how i would respond to such a high position.  would it be with anxiety, remorse, humility, or sadness?  i have concluded after much thought and self-examination that i am quite pleased with myself to have come this far.  i mean, really, how  many people can climb to the heights of becomming an intern.  as you can tell, i am definitely entering this new career with humility.  as for all you peons, i expect many congratulations and warm wishes.  after all, i deserve it!  in my new high position, i'm not sure when i will again be able to address you, but i know that you will await my return with bated breath.

the new high priestess of internship,

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