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  • I was in the bathroom, casually whizzing when I see some multi-legged abomination come scuttling under the door. It was most definitely a centipede--over two inches in length, with as many legs as I've had hot dinners.T…

  • With the help of my friends, I was able to fulfill one of my minor ambitions this weekend--to be a director. Lording over people and being completely closed to suggestion comes naturally to me, so it only makes sense th…

  • Is it still considered fasting if the only reason you don't eat is sheer laziness?If so, I must be holier than Gandhi and just as skinny.

  • A friend related to me that people in America simply don't read anymore. Most Americans are caught up in the festering cesspool of reality tv.So instead of trying to write a book to reach the masses, I'm going to produc…

  • Lately, I've been on a reading frenzy, having read over 2000 pages of books within the last week and a half. Though my inherent self-righteousness would like to claim that it was all Biblical or Christian literature, no…

  • Heaven, I am fairly certain, is a perpetual NCA Labor Day Retreat--except I'd be taller and have better skin.

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