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  • Breaking up is hard to do-o-OOooo-OOOoooo. I mean 'throwing up'.There comes a time in a man's life when he needs to draw the line and say no to the 50th crab leg at a buffet.I feel awful.

  • Yet another confession: I am a sinner. A good one at that. And when I say 'good', I mean that I excel at sinning. It's almost as if I was born preprogrammed to sin.Here's some of the bad stuff that I've been doing lately…

  • Another confession: I am an alien. I do not belong on this planet.I didn't know it at the time, but when I became a Christian, part of that was renouncing my citizenship on this wonderful and perverse rock. From that …

  • A confession: I am deeply suicidal. But I couldn't be happier.I want to kill myself and die. I desire to continuously put myself to death, so that Christ would live through me. My selfish ambitions, my personal desir…

  • Guys, in case there was any confusion, I'm Korean.Not Chinese or Japanese or Tonkinese or half or mixed or shaken or stirred. Just Korean.

  • Sometimes I feel my name is a heavy burden. I mean, it's a pretty tall order to live up to my namesake, nevermind living up to the standard Jesus set. Out of frustration, I ask what am I lacking to serve God more faith…

  • Paul walked around the cooler and looked at the clock on the far wall. It read: 7:35 PM."Huuggghhh," Paul groaned. He put his hands on top of his fading blue baseball cap and pulled it over his eyes. A faint whining …

  • "Oh, my head," yelled Paul at no discernible source of agitation."Huh? What is it?" asked Tim in surprise. He stopped to look at his friend to make sure everything was all right. "What's wrong with your head?""Gah, ma…

  • Korean males, by and large, are as immutable as God. And not in a good way, either.

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