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  • Don't panic.That growth on my face was not some sort of strange tropical fungus contracted in Nicaragua. It was just one silly asian boy's fantasy in thinking he could grow a sweet goatee.I don't know why I waited so lo…

  • D-dayAugust 2, 2004--a date which will live in infamy. The mission platoon to Nicaragua was suddenly and deliberately attacked by digestive and gastrointestinal forces of the Empire of Diarrhea. That's what Franklin D.…

  • A short break from the serialized missions updates.Guess who's a pastor now. That's right. Thousands of other people on God's green earth.Oh yeah, but guess who's going to be a pastor NEXT month. That's right, baby. …

  • La Camioneta del DiabloTranslated, "La Camioneta del Diablo" means "The Truck of the Devil". I know, I know. You're saying to yourself, "but that's just an innocuous Hyundai flatbed truck...what evil could possibly com…

  • I have this face I make when I say things as a leader. I squint my eyes and look as if I need to poop a Cadillac. That's the face I'm making, now that I'm finally writing about missions.Missions. Missions is a lot lik…

  • The missions team to Nicaragua has returned, and I've come back completely changed and transformed--I now have facial hair.I'll share more as I readjust to life back in the States, but I needed to share that important ne…

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