Monday, September 17, 2007

• For your reading pleasure. Er... yeah.

  *rewinds back to November* Ta-da!

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  me: Once upon a time
  there lived a sockadillo
  named Arm
  Stephen: (what's a sockadillo?)
  me: (it's a... thing)
  Stephen: (...ok...)
  me: and the sockadillo had pink spots
  and it was orange
  so... it ate insects
  he went to the store
  and said, "HEY THIS IS A STICKUP"
  "WHERE'D YA STORE THE DOUGH??"
  and he pulled out a watergun
  the staff members were terrified
  Stephen: (Is this sockadillo in any way related to the orange polar bear?)
  me: (no, not at all)
  (I forgot the polar bear was orange... hmmm)
  Stephen: (well, it was the first color that came to mind)
  me: um... so right... they quickly led him to the baking goods aisle
  and Arm said
  "GIMME THE DOUGH OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL"
  Stephen: Oh my...
  me: they grabbed all the dough off the shelf and threw it at him
  "take all the dough you want mr. Arm!!"
  Arm was perplexed
  "wheah you's boss stored the mula??" he hollored
  (I spelled that wrong... hollered)
  The End
  Stephen: Wow
  Interesting...
  me: yeah, and it's a true story
  Stephen: Was this sockadillo robbing another sockadillos store?
  me: umm
  no... it was the snappit's store
  Stephen: The snappit...
  me: yeah
  Stephen: is that something like a turtle?
  me: kind of like a flying frog

   

  

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