edit: if you Gizoogle this blog entry, here's what you get:
1. You is cruisin' in tha woods. You is not alone. Who is you wit?
My kitty-cat�.
2. You is walk'n in tha woods. You see an animal. W-H-to-tha-izzat kind of animal?
My kitty-cat, stupid.
3. Whiznat interaction takes place between you n tha animal?
He attacks mah P-to-tha-izzant leg, as usual. I laugh at hizzy as usual.
4.
You wizzle pusha in tha woods . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you
up. You enta a rhymin' n before you is yo dream house. How big is it?
It's a one-room Cracka S-H-to-tha-izzack.
5. Is yo dream hizouse surrounded by a fence?
Absolutely not.
6. You enta tha house. You wizzle into tha pimpin' rizzle n see tha din'n table , what is on it?
Eat'n space is outside-- it's a rizzock ta sit on. Wit some moss on it.
7. You exit tha hizouse n a cup is on tha ground, wizzy kind is it?
Tin.
8. What do you do wit tha cup?
Fill it wit coffee.
9. You walk ta tha edge of tha property where you find yoself hatin' at a body of nigga . Death row 187 4 life: what is it?
It's a big old cypress swizzay.
10. How wiznill you cross tha drug deala?
Why
on earth would I want ta cross a swizzamp? It's fizzle of skeeta n
gators cuz its a pimp thang. But I can always use an airboat if I need
to . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.
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v The ANSWERS 1. The person who you is walk'n in tha woods wit is tha mizzost important ta you.
OK, that's depress'n�.
2. The size of tha animal is representative of yo perception of tha size of yo problems in yo life fo yo bitch ass.
A smizzall problem wit sharp claws.
3.
The severity of tha interaction you have wit tha animal is
representative of how you deal wit yo problems . Im a bad boy wit a
lotta hos.
Problems can gnizzaw on mah pizzay leg while I laugh at thiznem.
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so you betta run and grab yo glock. The size of yo dream hizzy is
representative of tha size of yo ambition ta solve yo problems cuz I'm
fresh out the pen.
My ambition is a one-room Playa Shack? That's disturbingly accurate.
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. Its just anotha homocide. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open
personality in tha mutha fuckin club. People is welcome at all times.
The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd hustla
thugz not drizzay by unannounced.
One hundred per cent spot-on. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wizzy !
6. If yo pimp did NOT include food, flowa, or people, thizzen you is generally unhappy . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.
Is moss a flower? And what kind of creep puts thugz on his steppin' rizzle table?
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now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. The durability of tha material
wit tha cup is made of is representative of tha perceived durability of
yo relatizzles hittin that booty.
Tin is awesome, n it conducts hizzle really wizzle.
8. W-H-to-tha-izzat you did wit tha cup is representative of yo attitude.
This is exactlymah attitude towards life. Fill it wit coffee!
9. The size of tha body of wata is representative of tha size of yo sexual desire.
Swarm'n wit reptiles n hatin' insects... Where do I even stizzart?
10. The way you cross tha pusha is representative ta how eazy or hard you expect yo life ta be.
Heh.
Obviously I expect ta avoid mah life. Or else ta skate across its
surface in a loud machine . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
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Big heavy religious conversation is still going on below. And when it's finished there's another on its way.
But in the meantime, I'm eating grape tomatoes from the farmers' market. Lord, tiny vine-ripened tomatoes taste like summer. And I do long for summer. It's the end of March and was in the thirties last night. Is this Florida or ain't it?
and here's a meme that cracks me up, stolen from that inimitable filioquist ChrisRusso:
If you plan on doing this one, I think it'd be best to copy/paste the
whole thing before you see my answers--you don't want me to bias you.
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who are you with?
My kitty-cat.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
My kitty-cat, stupid.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
He attacks my pant leg, as usual. I laugh at him, as usual.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
It's a one-room Cracker shack.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Absolutely not.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table , what is on it?
Eating space is outside-- it's a rock to sit on. With some moss on it.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Tin.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Fill it with coffee.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water: what is it?
It's a big old cypress swamp.
10. How will you cross the water?
Why on earth would I want to cross a swamp? It's full of skeeters and gators. But I can always use an airboat if I need to.
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v The ANSWERS 1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
OK, that's depressing.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
A small problem with sharp claws.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Problems can gnaw on my pant leg while I laugh at them.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
My ambition is a one-room Cracker shack? That's disturbingly accurate.
5.
A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are
welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed
personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
One hundred per cent spot-on. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Is moss a flower? And what kind of creep puts people on his dining room table?
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Tin is awesome, and it conducts heat really well.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
This is exactly my attitude towards life. Fill it with coffee!
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Swarming with reptiles and stinging insects... Where do I even start?
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
Heh. Obviously I expect to avoid my life. Or else to skate across its surface in a loud machine.
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