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Name: Ben
Birthday: 1/26/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: SHOGUN: read it, its my life.
Expertise: blunt weaponry, bows and guns, gas powered close quarters weaponry
Occupation: Military
Industry: Other
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Member Since:
10/16/2003
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| I am worthless i am nothing im a perverted asshole who will try to get with anything that has tits, or so they say. oh wait a second, how many times have you been fucked up the ass when you were drunk? you can't remember? more than you can count!? wow, i was going to call you a slut or whore, but i realize now that IM the one whos wrong here. IM the pervert because im still a virgin and a straight edger. IM the asshole because you talk behind my back and try to invade my life and tell other people that you know who I am and everything that I mean. Well you don't have to worry anymore. Fuck being PC, and fuck you too. im going to be completely open from now on. to everyone who doesnt matter to me. first off, anyone who has every gotten drunk and has been used by someone sexually, you can all suck my dick cuz im sure you're pretty hot. really, go for it. on your knees. fuck everyone and fuck everything. suffering isnt worth it if this is all for nothing. | | |
| how do unattractive people find love, when mostly only other unattractive people will be with them? not that i base everything on looks, im just saying the thoughts would be in their heads all the time. look at that pretty thing that doesnt want me and stuff like that. especially ones in your math class. i just wanna last as long as Sir C. and Princess C. now thats a relationship I envy. seriously. | | |
| Yo guys, seriously, we need to start a fight club. Like no full or half nelsons but everything else I guess. None of that crazy stuff like biting or clawing or shots to the face or crotch. Everything else should be legal and I think it would be awesome. Ladies accepted too i guess, although moves requiring a chest hold or something would have to be monitored... I'm serious though we tried it in elliot's pool and the survey says fighting eachother over nothing is cool. | | |
| i watched all 3 lord of the rings movies today. i was scared, i cried, i laughed, i was happy that the good guys won. excellent choice for the last act of summer i think. i think there needs to be a new unit of time measurement called a "LOTR". this unit will be ten hours long and very compelling. with a stunning set of special effects that remain pretty true to the award winning, epic novel which it was based upon. EX.
"how long did it take to get home from new york?"
"a whole LOTR's man, from the fellowship to when frodo kisses sam's head!" | | |
| "you know who can suck my dick? hester prynne" -dan the man malooly, kicks your ass mrs. belinko | | |
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