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a selection of guilty pleasures, by captainbeautiful
i ain't proud of 'em, but here they are...because lists are FUN: i hate dane cook's comedy, but i would have his babies in a hot second.actually. that is all. that's the thing with dane cook. once i start thinking about … -
hacking lungs and chocolate syrup
isn't snoop dog the ugliest person you've ever seen? just sayin'. pugsley got a bath last night. he smells like garnier fructis. and before you go off on how i shouldn't shampoo my dog with people products...just shove … -
the concession stand is closed
i'm sick and tired of myself. of being dishonest to myself and my true nature. of constantly trying to be something i'm not. of deceiving myself and others. of hurting people because of my feeble attempts to project myse… -
it's okay to be gay
it's june. the month of the gays. parades abound. dykes are indeed on bikes. and there are far too many half-assed attempts at drag cluttering the streets. queers are questioning. bi's are beligerent. trans are transform… -
celibate good times, come on
sex has always been a constant for me. mostly. i mean, there were a few formative years when making mud pies and swallowing pocket change sufficed as hobbies. but from an early age it's been a fact of my existence: i hav… -
hazy shade of winter
man, it's amazing what an entire day in bed can do for one's constitution. well, not an entire day...i did manage to get 8 loads of laundry done. and watch the exorcist. twice. and spoon with a mostly unwilling pugstinat… -
someday my prince will come, until then pass the lubriderm
i haven't had sex for a month and a half. i know what some of you darlings may be thinking: "that's not a long time, captain;" "what do you want, a medal?;" or more likely..."you poor s.o.b." rest assured, chicklettes,…
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