so yesterday i accidentally left my aim signed on to this computer and it fell asleep. i came back from luke's show last night and jen was like "finally you speak!" and told me about how she'd been trying to get my attention for hours. i came back onto this computer this morning and this is what her IM said:

skagirl121: Are you ever going to not be away?

Auto response from skagirl121: I am away from my computer right now.

skagirl121: Yes, yes I know that.
skagirl121: I want you to come back.
skagirl121: Sorry I didn't call back yesterday, but I didn't get your messege until today.
skagirl121: Stupid voicemail.
skagirl121: So...
skagirl121: I hope you've had a fun Spring Break thus far.
skagirl121: I'm going to tell you a story.
skagirl121: Once upon a time there was a purple lemur. He was the only purple lemur in his pack of lemurs and his mother's nickname for him was GD or Genetic Defect.
skagirl121: See, when GD was but a small lemur, some evil scientists were doing testing on t he trees in his part of the rain forest so when his mother ate the berries off one of the trees during her pregnancy, she caused her son to come out purple.
skagirl121: Poor GD, growing up being a purple lemur is never easy, but it's even more difficult when you're a purple lemur who wants to grow up to be a famous dance.
skagirl121: *dancer.
skagirl121: As a little lemur, GD would prance about the school yard like Justin Caster and the other lemurs would call him not very nice names.
skagirl121: Well, I should say, meaner names than Genetic Defect since that in itself isn't a very nice name, but at least it has truth behind it.
skagirl121: Anyway, GD had one friend his entire life, Torrie, the green three toed sloth. Her mother had eaten similar berries, but rather than simply turning her green, GD suspected that the berries did something to her brain too. She was never quick on the get up, but perhaps that's just the way all sloths are.
skagirl121: One day, GD was trying to teach Torrie a new dance he had created called the jump of all things cool. (Magnum look inserted here) "OMG Torrie," he called after her on the playground, "I just made up thith new danth and it's soooo good. Check it out." So he proceeded to put his little lemur paws on his shoulders and spring forward.
skagirl121: "Wow..." replied Torrie, "that's.... nice.... but... I... think...you... look... like...a... homosexual.... antelope..."
skagirl121: "Whatever," he relpied.
skagirl121: However, he didn't realize that just across the way, there were some mean lemurs watching GD's new dance. They did not like his dance. It instilled a deep fear in them that they didn't understand. So they decided that it was time to beat him up.

Auto response from skagirl121: I am away from my computer right now.

skagirl121: The mean lemurs ran over to GD and tried to pummle him, but what they didn't realize was that GD choreographed fights in his shower every night and was basically a black belt in lemitsu--the lemur's number one type of karate.
skagirl121: Torrie was astounded and amazed as GD hoped around b**** slapping the mean lemurs.
skagirl121: Eventually, GD fought them all off and was victorious!
skagirl121: The other lemurs on the playground saw that GD was really cool and stopped picking on him.
skagirl121: In fact, they thought he was so ridiculously cool that they started to ask him for dance lessons so they could all learn how to do the homosexual antelope. Eventually, they all got so good at dancing that they made a music video to "Jump In" and homosexual anteloped their way into a happy ending. The end.
skagirl121: hey
skagirl121: ok...
skagirl121: i'm not writing another story...

that was entertainment. thanks jen.

~Rachel~