Hello world!

I've decided that baseball sucks. Football is the true sport of this world. And Tom Brady is the best football player there is, just like the Pats are the best football team out there. Next year, they will win the superbowl all over again! I also now know that I am not black. i know I think I am, and I'm called Em Biscuit and I say that Kanye West is my boy, but I'm white. And very white, as my dancing shows. And also, the Goo Goo Dolls are my favorite group because I am going to marry Johnny Rzeznik. I have stopped smoking and getting high to Bob Marley. Now I am going to go pull a gnome out of the garden hole and eat a pineapple. I'm off like a purple hat. Or a dress on martha at prom.