HOLY MOTHER OF GOD its been awhile sence i last posted!!!!! 

 but iv been bussy finding  a new job (yay). me and sarah have been dating for a whole year now and i couldnt be any happier. about looking for a new job i have one i start working at applebees after the first of the year  say it now  im the new applebitch yay but hay a jobs a job,and it couldnt be anyworse then my last one who will remain unnamed,what a shit whole that place was, but hay its in the past.

i went out and got another airsoft gun an ak-47 and its just as bad ass as my bullpup,oh god i love those guns. havent played in a month or so becuase of the cold but its been really nice outside as of late and hopefully we will get a game going this weekend becuase i really want to try out my new gun :::starts to salivate::::: .

hope everyone had a great christmas and got what they wanted from good old santy cluase.

well thats all for now folks  so later.....

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver