Thursday, November 15, 2007
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Where do you want to travel most in the world?
I want to travel BACK in time. that's right - 88 miles per hour flux capacitor type of thing. granted, i know that a lot of people who had the chance to go back in time, might bet big on a sports game they remember, or stop the assassination of Abraham Lincoln or MLK, or something heroic like that...but instead, i would just mess with my parents.
that's right - my one opportunity to go back in time, i would go back to 1987 and scare my parents. forget saving the world, doing something good...to prank my parents good - now that would be awesome.
it would be simple, i would first work this out with the young me and explain everything. if i remember myself correctly i would believe all this stuff - just like how i thought big bird was real. then i would kidnap myself and put myself in hiding - probably chuck e. cheese or something.
i would then wear my mini children's pajamas (which were BYC brand from korea) and squeeze uncomfortably into them and rip it like Hulk wears his clothes (ever notice all his clothes rips except for his pants. how convenient) then i would go to my parents and say "MOM! DAD!! SOMETHING HAPPENED". just when they'll be like "WTF? WHO IS THIS?!" i'll explain personal details about myself that only i would know. like how for some reason i would always choke on round candies, how i once put my finger in a light socket, and how i stapled my thumb (all true). then confused they'd ask what happened and i'd tell them that i went to a carnival and there was this wish/fortune telling machine called Zoltar Speaks that looked like a gypsy wizard and i wished i was big.
then the next morning i looked like this - HUGE. like an adult. then my parents would freak, be so confused. my dad will probably do some quick medical tests (he's a doc) and have no choice but to believe this all to be real. i would attend school, play dodgeball against the kids and nail all of them. beat up that elementary school bully, and roll my eyes when we cover multiplication in class and shout out answers without raising my hands. then there would be a part where me and my dad go on this huge foot operated electronic keyboard and play chopsticks. fine fine - most of this is from the hit comedy Big, but keep in mind in 1987 it hasn't come out yet. the big prank would be in 1988 after i returned the young me back to my parents from chuck e cheese and they watched the movie BIG and found the same storyline going on. that's when young me would give them a note (as i instructed him to do so) where it will say
PWNED - I GOT YOUUUUUU.
granted they won't know what pwned means, but i'll explain it to them tonight so they understand.
so yeah - where do i want to travel most? my answer is the greatest prank ever on my parents.
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Comments (24)
88 miles per HOUSE flux capacitor sounds really hard ;)
but this had me snickering at my desk. thanks chris. i got hot apple cider all over some important papers, if i get fired, you have to get me a new job
haha - Big meets Back to the Future meets Jackass (much nicer version though)
Brilliant! Love this.
hahahahaha oh my god. that's such a great idea.Â
omg i nearly fell out of my seat laughing! not good cuz i'm at work =P
Oh, diabolical and devious you...
make sure you haven't injured yourself after 1987
hahahahahahahaahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha XDDDD Pure brilliance.
But the question is where, not when.
Great idea though. Even though it was a movie plot. 
BYC - got to represent Korea!
and originality.
lol entertaining post
Seriously, we need your blog to get picked up by one of the major networks websites. ABCnews.com has this really irritating videoblogger named Amanda. She does not make me laugh nor does she understand the full impact of 80's related trivia.
You are on a roll this week. Keep it up.....it's giving me warm fuzzies. :)
haha, you're so wicked.
ur amazingly creative =)
OK Hiro...
HAHAHA. This post is awesome.
If I worked at the next desk to you clearly I'd get nothing done
nice story
my belief in time travel is that of bttf, and i believe that it would cause a time paradox and destroy the universe if my 1987 self saw my 2007 self. (although i would be two years old and not know who the hell the older me was)
where do you come up with this stuff?
That's fricken hiliarious. I love it.