Little People Observed, Part 3: "a fidgeting fowl fixation"

Child 5208114 has entered my life again on my visit beyond the rolling hills, though in brief interaction, his doings are efficacious in changing my level of objectivity.  I begin to understand why parental entities have depleted energy reserves and how pathologically active little people can be (were we all this way?) thus enabling my empathetic disposition.

I've concluded that I must subject myself to grueling physical and mental activity if I ever plan to become a contributing moiety within a parental unit...

Outlined here are what activities I believe will result in my optimum performance level:

Dexterity enhancers: 

5 Act Finger-puppet plays, the first entitled,

"Moving Chicken Nuggets fruitlessly in San Francisco"

Aerobic improvement:

The Chicken Dance...repeatedly.

The Eating Oddly-shaped Chickens Dance...also known as the

"Poultry Polka Pilates" a common dance in my native Guinea

Mental Stamina:

Using my ZorgonIon mental projections to create an image that describes, metaphorically, the kinetic interactions of a colony of overzealous and rabidly enthusiastic Crunch Gym members the size of amoebas.

I believe with resolve that adherence to this program will prepare anyone for the rigors of parenthood.