I think this evening I shall consume my last drinky for the next three weeks! C'est un scandale, a cosmic injustice, mais non? Well, it's all for work. Between the end of the semester and other gigs, I barely have an …

After two solid days of stoned snacking and binge drinking I have a seriously large and not-so-solid problem: My Gut. It's you or me, Gut. There's not room in this cowtown for the both of us, and I ain't gettin' outa…

Ah, the first snow. Always makes me all mushy inside... Even on a bloody long work day like today, with a crappy long weekend of work ahead. God I need a drink, and first snow makes me reach for a bottle of Merlot. N…

Ahh, I love having Mondays off from work. I've spent the day not answering my phone, putzing around the house, had lunch with Bill, a little shopping (including cute new shoes), and plenty of mindless internet browsing a…

Well, it wasn't some horrible drunken dream after all... it looks like Bush will actually win the election. When I woke up this morning (a little groggy from too much Wolf Blitzer and Natty Ice last night), only one p…