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Saturday, August 02, 2008



  • Thursday and Friday this week I was off work as my entire office went to Branson for a retreat. Nothing really went as planned but we had a great time, ate delicious food, and shopped (my boss gave us each $50. That's a good man.) Regarding Branson....I have much to say. First of all, it really is beautiful there. I understand why people love it. The traffic and the massive buildings to house stupid shows, however, are a blight on the landscape.

    We went to see The Shepherd of the Hills, which, though cheesily acted, was full of Branson history that I really did find interesting. It turns out the grandparents and some great uncles of the dentist I work for were involved on some level in some of the events the story chronicles. And the show ended with a narration about the end of this life really only being the beginning because there is so much more to God's plan than just what we see here....I was ready to mull over that for awhile when the first actor came out to start the curtain call....or so I thought.

    No. He was not starting the curtain call. He came out to announce the curtain call would be in just a moment. But first, if we could, if we would, please stand with him as we honor our veterans and those currently serving. As we all stood, out rode five horses with riders holding giant flags and a slow, old-school country version of the Star-Spangled banner began to play. The horses circled around and adjusted their gait to a canter as the rocket's red glare, etc gave proof. The horses and riders then stood at attention all lined up as a voice recited the Pledge of Allegiance and we all joined in. Then came a choral rendition of America the Beautiful with a John Wayne narration extolling the virtues of our landscape (google John Wayne America and you too can experience this, sans horses and flags). The audience stood through it all, then whooped and hollered as the horses galloped off with flags whipping out behind them.

    Apparently I was the only who felt like that was the most bizarre ending to what had turned out to be a thought-provoking show. I thought it would have been an all right enough opening, but for me, it undid everything the show had seemed to lead up to. If this life is just the beginning, and God has much more in store, then why turn right around and pay homage to what is temporary? I'm far from being a patriotic person, but I'm certainly not anti-patriotic either--I realize my quality of life isn't a stroke of luck or an entitlement, that people have worked hard for it and they should be respected and honored for that. It just felt ill-placed.




Friday, June 13, 2008

  • They paved paradise

    and woke us up.

    For many, many months, as best I recall, we've had a mystery across the street. Not much happens in our sleepy village, at least nothing exciting since the police department updated to Dodge Chargers last spring. Then began the mysterious clearing of brush from a field across the street. Large trucks and yellow bucket equipment meticulously picked up every last limb (and oh, how many there were after two large ice storms) and burned them. Every weekend brought another large fire and on windy days my Jason and I would worry a spark might fly to our apartment and burn the whole place down. Finally all was burned and out came police officers (yes, yes, in their Dodge Chargers even though the field is in spitting range of the station) to plot out lines in the field. And then came a giant pole with an angry brightbrightbright light that shines directly into our bedroom and, magically, through our miniblinds and opaque brown curtain. It is the sort of light for which eyelids are no match. It is the sort of the light that makes my husband cuss. And then came trucks with gravel and they made a nice square of rocks no where near the size of the now clear field. And Jason and I would sit and ponder what they could be doing.

    And then, one morning before our six o'clock alarm went off, we both jerked awake to a PING, PING, PING that sounded not unlike that evil light had come to life and was using an anvil to drive metal stakes into our brains. This, before six in the morning. We were displeased. We disparaged the name of the evil groundsman who putzes around the police station at odd hours, the very man who drove a miniature snowplow--quite deliberately, it looked--over our mailbox. We knew it was him.

    When we were outside to leave for work the source of the cacophony was clear. Two new shiny signs with arrows pointed the way to the gravel square: ADDITIONAL PARKING. Forevermore. All that so that people will not park on the street the one night a month the village holds court for all the speed offenders.

    In other news, my mom discovered the Wii. I haven't even played with one. She is now campaigning for my dad to get her one. They are 68 and 65. An old 68 and 65. This is the weirdest thing ever.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

  • feeling a little April foolish...



    ...last year a co-worker and I tied for 3rd place in a community spelling bee. We would have rocked everybody's socks off except that variegated tripped us up. That middle e was tricky. This year we thought we'd try a little harder and go all out with some we-mean-business outfits in addition to our stellar spelling skills. Our theme, in complete mockery of one of our dentists who wore a horrible shirt to work last week, was "Out Golfing." Enjoy the look....


     


    Notice the glasses. Anyone remember those from my late teen years?
    Seriously, what was I thinking?


    Note also the socks showing below my pant legs. You can't see Casey's
    ankles, but she's totally wearing knee highs.



    We're so the total package.


    Our plan to go all the way this year ran into a little snag or two, however, and we again tied for 3rd. Snag one, we weren't anticipating the word argonaut and butchered it. And two, one of the teams had a sick member and they gave a public appeal to the audience for someone to please join her. When that didn't work, the remaining member went out into the audience to beg personally....and who did she pick to beg? Well let's just say he had come kicking and screaming to the bee in the first place, saying he thought it would be boring and that he didn't want to look at me for an hour in that hideous outfit. Yeah that's right, here are the 2nd place winners:











    See if I ever take him anywhere again.




Wednesday, February 20, 2008



  • If I could, I would read the Bible for the first time. [of course, I could always read the entire thing for the first time--I haven't exhausted that opportunity yet.] I want to know what Jesus would look like if it were the first time I'd ever encountered him in the Gospels. But I feel about the Bible the way too many old couples feel about each other--I've been there too many times to feel much mystique. Funny though, I want the people I love to love this book I wish I loved. I've bought several for others over the years. I get a kick out picking a translation and even a pretty cover I think they'll appreciate. One of my Sunday School boys, eleven-year-old Ruben, lit up when I gave him a brown and beige [very manly looking, I might add] faux suede New Living Translation. And my co-worker Heidi was tickled to death when I remembered her random comment about not reading the Bible because "the King James just doesn't make any sense" and brought her a teal-flowered, brown-leather-bow bedecked NLT women's study Bible. While she was an off-and-on church goer, she's never really been into the nitty-gritty side of Jesus, the flip side we Christians piously pride ourselves on being right with. She thanked me and mentioned what she'd read a few times after that, but not much.

    Then today, out of nowhere, she said she thought of me last night when she was lounging in her living room, saw her Bible laying on the mantle, and decided to read some more in John. (All right, she calls it Johns. And I don't have the heart to say anything about it. I mean, it is John's Gospel....maybe that's what she means....) And even though she's heard things out of that book before, it sounded like she really read if for herself for the first time last night. She said, "I got partway through the book and all I could think was 'That poor guy. The whole book is miracle after miracle. Everybody kept begging him for more tricks and most of them didn't really care if they got proof. They were just going to kill him later anyway, and the more tricks he gave them, the more reasons they had to come after him. Poor guy.'" And we got into this discussion where I saw him a little differently. I told her what amazes me--and what I find so utterly un-human--is that he loved them anyway. Heidi knows my flaws, she hears me gripe about patients who give us crap, she sees me lose my temper when a patient has pushed all my buttons, and she knows I don't have that kind of super-human love. I told her he wouldn't act like we do. I didn't tell her this, but I can't help thinking it: People often reject us because we're flawed yet we find it hard to love them even when we know darn well they have reason to reject us. But he was rejected knowing darn well he knew best for those people and his love was strong enough for that.

    That's some kind of love. I was glad she spoke up and let me see him from her first-time eyes for just a minute.




Sunday, February 17, 2008




  • Probably some day I'll feel about the Google empire the way I feel about Wal-Mart and will sever all ties. But for now, I use Google products whenever that is most convenient for me. Not likely to change soon, and here's why: Occasionally, I want to just ask a question and have someone give me the answer. When Jason is around, that's pretty effective. If he doesn't know the answer, away he goes to the computer to find out (yes, I'm pretty sure he googles it). If alone, however,  I'm on my own.

    Five minutes ago,  I wondered "What's on TV tonight?" (More specifically, what time do the American Gladiator finals come on? --but I digress). Off I went to ask.com to find out, chiefly because I wanted to simply ask the question. But you know from the commercials that ask.com fancies their site to be intuitive, and, much like I get distracted when I use a real dictionary and suddenly have an interest in every possible entry ahead of the one I really need, I got distracted when I got as far as typing in "Wha," for the very first prompt in the drop-down offers was "What happened to jeeves?" Come to think of it, what did happen to jeeves, who I used to faithfully ask before I learned to google? I smelled a scandal and took the bait. Assuming no one would know where to find the answer better than ask, I clicked on the first link they listed. How wrong I was! Instead of answers, I was immediately looped back to the main ask page, from whence I just came, and where asking the question again led me to very same results page. Clearly I would need to look further down. And so I did. The first link to offer any sort of theory? A google groups page. Go figure.

    And I gotta go. Finally gave up and googled "American gladiators finals." Started eleven minutes ago.


     

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