Currently Reading Readings in Christianity By Robert E. Van Voorst see related

Bernadette's Quote Book:
Monsieur Applesauce:  "We're not destroying [it], we're just augmenting with our heads!"
Fr. Claus (referring to the paper we should bring to write our test on): "I want no raggedy edges - nice, clean-cut, capitalist edges."
Actual title of a section of our Readings In Christianity text: "On Heretics and Those Who Burn Them"

I was going down the hallway at work, enjoying the feel of my new, swishy skirt as I walked, and I started thinking - when exactly did my main criteria for clothing become Must Be Good For Swing Dancing?  Yeah, I'm addicted.