| | Once upon a time, I had a cabinet with a wine rack and holders for wine glasses, etc. in my kitchen. It was mounted on the chimney next to the refrigerator, right behind the chair at the kitchen table
where I sit to do my homework. I would bump it every once in a while
and hear the glasses in the holders tinkle against each other, which
reminded me to scoot my chair forward.
Tuesday morning I wandered into the kitchen bleary eyed, getting
ready to buckle down to my usual cram session prepping for my Aquinas class that afternoon. I woke up my laptop, then randomly got up
and went over to the other side of the kitchen for a drink of water.
Just then, behind me I heard a huge crash followed by the sound of much
glass breaking. I turned to see the entire cabinet off the wall, still
more or less upright, crushing some boxes that had been stored
underneath. Almost all of the wineglasses had slid out of the holder
and smashed on the floor, along with the bottles of alcohol that used
to be on the top of the cabinet. Shards of glass were completely
covering the area where I had been sitting only moments before, and had
shot out to cover most of the kitchen. The place where I was standing
was almost completely untouched, although my socks were quickly soaked
by either Port or Apricot Brandy flooding across the floor. If I hadn’t
gotten up to get that class of water, there is a good chance that the
cabinet and the smashing glass would have been right on top of me.
I was able to pick my way to the kitchen door, where Johnsy brought me
a pair of shoes to wear. She couldn’t help with the cleanup - the glass
would have punctured her wheelchair tires. It took me three hours to clean everything up. It was especially
interesting because as the alcohol dried it started to glue the smaller
pieces down to the floor.
Unfortunately, this consumed all of the time I’d set aside for
school work. Consequently, I found myself at 1pm, just starting my prep
for Aquinas at 3pm. There was no way I could get everything done. This
meant that I had to send an e-mail off to my professor, asking for an
extension because the wine rack fell off the wall.
If I were a teacher, I wouldn’t believe it either. |
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