THE INTERACTIVE A-B-C BLOG------you did it!! 
Debby DeHorney was an ambitious yet naive twenty-two year old 'made-for-cable' star. Fed up with the monotony and 'rehearsed mechanics' of late night cablevision, she decided to embark on what seemed to be up and coming in the world of show business.....adult reality tv.
 Debby Does Dipthongs Behind Alliteration Alley
(today's feature: A behind the scenes look at the Casting Call on auditioning day)
The scene opens with Debby and her best friend, the always artistically amusing, Daffo Delights, walking in....
"Good Golly Gosh, Debby, do you see how many Hot Horny HeMen there are?!? It's like I died and stepped right into my most f antasticly freakin facetious fiery fantasy!!"
"Huh?" said Debby undauntingly, "Oh, yeah, sorry Daff, I really kant kount kause kinda kunfused--I mean, isn't this supposed to be the audition for Zero Zip's Zebra Zippers---you know, the zip girls?"
"Hmmm.....you're right Debby! We do seem to be the only females around this place. Let's go ask them p urple penguins perplexed by porta-potties partying playfully--you know, the right-hand jacks!"
So, Debby and Daffo wondered off into the rehearsal room where several 'monologues' were being 'rehearsed'.
"Wussup water weiners? I see you have that solo move down to an art there," Daffo said looking at the overly large purple penguin with a smirk.
"J umpin jahosafat! You've got some tremendous tiger titties!" said the penguin. "Uh, excuse me, I'm the rowdy rebel rouser and this here is my friend and co-worker, super soy sucker. We saw you two walk in a few minutes ago--- are you both here for the audition?"
"Yes we are! Tell me Rowdy, who is the head honcho for this shot? I'd really like to discuss extending my lines to more than just a few 'Oi's and 'Au's'....." said the determined Debby.
"That would be Mr. Nyree. He's sitting over there by the craft service table---but I wouldn't bother him if I were you....everyone knows he's Coo Coo 4 Cocoa Puffs and you should never noodle Nyree when he's eating!" said Soy Sucker silently.
"Thanks for the advice, soy, I'll just make my way over there by the butter beans and show him my irresistibly iridescent self!" And with that Debby winked and turned around.
She walked over to the table that was piled with food and stood a foot away from Mr. Nyree, who almost stopped dead in his yesterday's yummy yams tracks to take in the curvacious sight in front of him......
"That's a mighty fine pair of u nusual undulating underwear you have on there miss.....very form-fitting if you ask me! What brings you around here?" he said throbbingly.
"How Quaintly Quietly Quotingly Qute of you! Actually, I seen how everyone's eyeing (me) eggos -- I have to tell you, it's not easy being a classy educated female these days!!" She burst out in a flirty giggle.
"You must max momentum is what I always say! Love lots, lose little --- seems to be the best way to live, if ya-know-what-I-mean." He winked at her and inched closer. "I have to admit, if you play your cards right, you may be able to slide right up into instant stardom."
"Now, now, Mr. Nyree," whispered Debby into his ear, "How much of a star can I be to those voraciously vernacular vampires, when all I get is a mere "Oi" here and an animated 'Au' there?" She seductively slipped him a spoonful of silky smooth puffs.
Gulping down his sweet sugar, Nyree melted right into Debby's determined daze. "I'll really have to see for myself what you can do---you see, I'm used to Open(ing) only older orange opossums...not youthful ying yang ya ya's like yourself! So this may take some time......."
Debby smiled softly as he motioned to his personal assistant to bring Xanga's Xylophone.
She estactically looked over her shoulder at Daffo who was helping Soy and Rowdy with their technique and waved to her as she and Mr. Nyree faded into the shadows of Alliteration Alley.
hahahha!! Who knew all the comments I got would have a sexual inuendo??? Not you I'll bet!! 
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