Welcome to Cynthia's Witching Wednesday Blog...Horrorscope for the week of October 17th, 2001
Find out what's in the 'scars' for you.....
ARIES (mar 21- apr 19): You will find that something you said to someone you know, has considered what you said to be true. This will put you on their 'friend list' once again and pester you for money. Bury your head in work.
comeback of the week: "I feel like you look!"
TAURUS (apr 20 - may 20): Being that your House of Money is currently colliding with the House of Debt, it is safe to say that you will spend more hours at work and less hours at the local Hop-n-Shop scratching off tickets in the hope of a big win....it ain't gonna happen.
comeback of the week: "Because I can, that's why!"
Gemini (may 21-june 21): You may become suspicious of a friend, or a spouse, or a co-worker, or a relative, or a peer when you find that they really didn't like what you said to them that time sometime before today and after your 5th birthday. You may want to rethink what you said.
Comeback of the week: "Just get over it!"
Cancer (june 22-july22): You will notice a few of your friends may seem a little angry--it could be the $$ you still owe, or it could be the way you forget to 'keep their secrets' when you meet in a group. In any case, the weather seems to be changing and there's forecast of water in your future.
Comeback of the Week: "I didn't do it!"
Leo (july 23 - aug 22): You will be shocked to find your 'mother superior' attitude is not looked upon likely by some of your 'lower level' workmates. They are planning a water cooler retaliation and it is best for you to keep a low profile and not flash that overly polished rock on your finger or break out that overstuffed wallet of yours.
Comeback of the Week: "Who died and left you, Management?"
Virgo (aug 23- sept 22): You will feel a little tired this week, perhaps even tired right now, of the constant wave of change that is happening all around you. This may make you feel depressed and searching for answers like reading what you are reading right now. Then on other days, you won't feel like that.
Comeback of the Week: "You people suck!"
Libra (sept 23- oct 23): Love seems to be on your bedside this week, whether it's your current flame, the photos of Mel G., or the blow up of Randi the flame resistant Spankdoll, which will put you in a amorous mood somtime in the near future. This only reinforces your perception of what a true player is.
comeback of the week: "At least my STD was curable!"
Scorpio (oct 24-nov 21): The rumor you denied spreading about the person you spread the rumor about, may come back to haunt you in another time. You are all dried out in the creativity department so you may want to head on over to Pisces house of Secrets for some inspiration.
Comeback of the Week: "Only you would think that way!"
Sagitarrius (nov 22- dec 21): Your love life could be the center of focus this week if you spontaneously walk up to the next attractive person you see and begin a hot, make out session with them. Or you could continue the daily grind of work, home, sleep, work and not learn anything more about yourself, then when you first woke up.
Comeback of the week: "Do I look like I'm interested?"
Capricorn ( dec 22 - jan 19) You will travel sometime in the near future somewhere other than where you currently are at this very moment. Someone you know will be calling you to offer you that great big offer you've been dying to get, whether it's an upgrade of some sort or that weekly special you heard about. In any case, you completely suckered into it and couldn't be happier about it at the time.
Comeback of the Week: "What I say GOES...and comes....and goes...."
Aquarius (jan 20 - feb 18): Beware of anyone wearing a white shirt with black pants. This person wants nothing more than to put a damper on your life, whether by making you suspicious, asking you something, or by changing your mind on something you were contemplating concerning your life. Secretly, you find most people are not as 'educated' as you think to be.
Comeback of the Week: "It takes someone smart to do that job!"
Pisces (feb 19 - mar 20): The planets and stars and orbits are just not lined up for the old water sign this week. This makes for quite a turbulence in the lovelife. It could mean you are finally going to get some, or it could mean you will have to go another night borrowing Randi the blowup Spankdoll from your Libra friend. In any case, don't forget to put out the candles right before you sleep...they are a fire hazard.
Comeback of the Week: "Shut up and please me already!"
That's all for this week guys....what'd you think? I'd actually knew how to read the stars? I promise, next week's forecast will probably knock you off your chair, for some of you....I can see it.....no, really, I can!......
Tomorrow's blog is Terrifying Thursday.....horrific prose for my Xanga loving friends.
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yup...sums it up for me!