Aries- 
Tonight's Costume Pick- Punky Brewster -Tattered hose, ruffled hair and missing button shirts.....or is that your normal wear? hmmm

Taurus-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  The Latex King....rubber gloves, rubber shoes, a rubber nose, two blown balloons placed strategically on body...and anything else in stretchy latex...

Gemini-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Living Retro (Carlton)--platform shoes, tight polyester plaid pants, shiny unbottoned to there shirt, plenty of peace jewelry, and the best teased do this side of loon city...don't forget the Carlton Dance as you walk down the street!!!

Cancer- 
Tonight's Costume Pick-  The Patriot--wear anything in red white and blue combinations, paint your face in red, white stripes...paste 50 stars all over body....and hum to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"   no, Mel Gibson will not accompany you to the frat party...

Leo-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Pubescent Teenager--greased up hair, red blotches on the face, a lanky walk, and 'everything bothers me' attitude....oh, wait maybe that's PMS Tess*...

Virgo-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Sweet Celibate --  a purely white leotard, draped in shimmery chiffon, a chain link around the waist with a huge padlock hanging on it, pipecleaner halo, and rub some nuclear waste on the outline of your body to give that innocent glowing effect....

Libra-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Puss the PoleDancer--very inexpensive....two nipple tassles, one g-string, a pole, and some danceable music.....*need not be experienced to create the illusion*

Scorpio-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  PMS TESS---a bag full of painkillers, (midol, tylenol w/codeine, advil, etc.), unkempt hair, a wicked twitch, elastic band pants, and speak in a 'demon within me' voice

Sagitarrius-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  The Roving Xangan--attire doesn't matter, just make sure you put homemade props all over your body...the more, the better, and if anyone says anything to you keep handy your painted 'LOL', emoticons, and 'refresh' flashcards for a response....

Capricorn-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Bin Laden's Wife--black leather two-piece, studded choker and wristbands, 5 inch stilettos, a loaded machine gun, a rambo backpack, and of course stockings that are airbrushed with the motto-"behind every good man...."

Aquarius-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Anna-Nicole on Steroids---go as she normally looks...oversized and manly.....

Pieces-
Tonight's Costume Pick-  Bill Gate's Fantasy---microchips in all the right places, a good hard drive, place a sign on your input and another on your output, decorate your usb port and voila!