What's Up Wit Dat?

Sada and I have been having some fun over here.  While chatting today, we somehow crossed into the topic of cyber-'getmeoff'-sex.

Now, don't get me wrong.  I am no one to dog on nature's most sensous, most exhilirating, most private of all acts.  Yes, even I am guilty of erotic typing with my hub.  But what strikes a cord in both of us is the fact that so many chatters or surfers are just lurking away for someone to fall prey to...just to get their rocks off.

I mean, think about it, total strangers:

him: oooh, baby you know how to make me feel so good

her:  yes yes...stroke the keys harder and faster

him:  i am feeling the love fill me up....can i fill you with it?

her:  why are you slowing down on the typing?

I mean, we started having fun with it..the whole sex on the net scenario thing and came up with this idea that there are probably very many surfers who :

A) Could care less about cybering

B) Think cybering should be outlawed

C)  Actually like 'talking' to people rather than take them on some descriptive love joy ride

D)  Are natural born typo-ers...so cybering would be a waste

So, with that, we decided to have some fun and come up with a anti-cybering GIF for anyone who is against it or could care less to do it.

The fun part is....we would love to hear what your suggested slogan or motto for this brand new, made up because we are bored anti-sex on the net fake organization would be.

One idea was something like this:

"We break for two-handed typers"

So, what do you think? What kind of anti-cybersex Slogan can YOU think of??

let her rip!