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danUthe_jew
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Name: Dan
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Birthday: 1/1/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: music, WHITE SOX, BEARS, BULLS, and that about sums it up
Expertise: basically anything in school comes pretty easy when i try. except french. i fuckin suck at french. and im good at running. and im ok at soccer and basketball i guess.
Occupation: Student
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  danksen101
Member Since:
5/5/2004
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| havent written in a while so ill fill you in:
today sucked
yesterday was my brothers bar mitzvah
the day before that sucked
and the rest of the days probably sucked too i cant remember
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| jesus my biology teacher is a fucking retard. she wouldnt stop talking about how excited she was that oak park will soon be full of giant sacatas. you know the giant bugs with big pinchers that fly around and turn up dead everywhere. i was like you retard sacatas are bad. and she says shes just a science lover. i say shes a fucking moron.
top 5 stupid things my science teacher has talked about
1. how excited she is that were gonna be invaded by giant bugs.
2. how excited the whole class should be about being invaded by giant bugs
3. why genetics and racism have anything to do with each other
4. why she knows all the words to the biology song on some science video
5. how we should all be ashamed of ourselves for not doing extra credit respect posters.
god im going to fucking shoot her
dan | | |
| - Parallel Universe Xanga
Hey everybody yeah i meant to make my thing dan_the_jew but i guess i typed wrong sorry about that. Ok first off i gotta make a top 5 list because thats just like a given.
Hot People
1. Britney Spears
2. Beyonce wow
3. Angelina Jolie
4. That Hot girl from the OC
5. Jennifer Garner
Dumbest Things I've Ever Done
1. Run into a light pole and split my forehead. ow.
2. Jump through a table
3. Flood my temple
4. Jump kick and tackle two water fountains of the wall at my temple
5. When carolyn said yeah this big heavy thing hit me in the head once and it really hurt and i was like really and i threw it up in the air and let it hit me in the head and it really hurt man.
those are my top 5 lists. i was gonna do songs but that changes every day. for now yeah is number 1 just because lil jon is fuckin awesome. and i was gonna do movies but it was too hard. so anyways today was fun because i got to yell at my biology teacher whos retarded. god i hate school its funny because like its so easy im totally wasting my time everyone is. why would anyone be a teacher its the most boring job in the world jesus your teaching to kids who hate you for just enough money to buy a snickers bar.
mood:  meh today was the same as every other day for the last month EXCEPT THE SOX WON MOTHERFUCKER | | |
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