EDIT: Voting has now finished, so the links have been cut My name is Dr Stanley and I am writing this entry on behalf of Dante Carax. He is my patient, and I his psychiatrist at Cloud-Cukoo Mental Institute. Earlier to…

Garbage-men are like unicorns.But of greater rarity, and less believable....ever seen one? No, me neither. Some conspiracies suggest they exist as mythical wardens of our thrown-away treasures. But the media and goverme…

XANGA Press Release:It has recently been drawn to the attention of members of the SEX Campaign that the entry Xanga Idolatry posted earlier this afternoon by Drakonskyr may raise concerns to the voting public as to the …

Today I was in the street, naked, drunk, and practicing my golf swing. Little Charlotte from across the road had come outside to ride her new bike. I watched her as she fastened her helmet, and fitted on her knee-pads b…

If your a tourist in Oxford and you ask me:"How do I get to the University?"Then I will slap you round the face with a fish.Really hard.So hard infact; that you stand rooted to the spot for the next 10 minutes rubbing y…