To Lonely Heart, if you happen to stop back by; Will miss ya. You seemed like the nicest person. I'm sorry all of that happened to you. In fact, you always seemed so nice that you probably still have all that rage inside…
Being sick sux! I decided to take some of those crazy survey thingees that always end up in my email, some sent by YOU here at Xanga. I sorta put some of them together for expediency. So here goes. The results are in. Le…
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Damn I hate being sick. I haven't had the flu like this in ages. And I don't ever recall my head hurting this bad, so I doubt I'll…
Let's see if I understand how America works lately...
If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding inher lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the…
Harry had a bit of a drinking problem.
Every night, after dinner, he took off for the local wateringhole. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home, wellinebriated, around midnight each night.
He always had tr…
Mary: "My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having twogirls at once."
Jill: "Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?"
Mary: "I said, 'If you can't satisfy one woman, why would youwant to piss off two?'"
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pesteringhis mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street andwatch the builders work, maybe you will learn something."
Martin was gone about two hours. When…
To my e-mail friend (Yes, you know who you are): No, my hair is red (auburn really). It just looks darker when I take a picture for some odd reason. It's messy in that pic because I just finished exercising and had it sh…
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. Mark Twain
"Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one." Mark Twain
"Children se…
Many people say that I have a strange sense of humor especially during an argument. And I do tend to find humor in the weirdest things sometimes. My boyfriend..., and now is as good a time as any to explain this, I guess…
Women's Rules concerning Blowjobs
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is …
Can you believe that an airplane, a jet, landed in the middle of 1604 ( a highway here) yesterday. Yep, right in the middle of traffic!! He ran out of gas, if you can believe that!!
I've been busy tonight, mostly reading blogs on xanga. I've laughed. I've cried. I've even wondered why. Today was hellish. It stormed all day here and our electricity went out 3 times. That meant no AC for hours. Muggy.…
Do any of you ever find that there are people, supposedly friends, that if your viewpoint conflicts with theirs, then they don't want to be friends with you anymore? I guess that's the reason that for the most part I gen…
Well, my daughter is talking to me again. Last night, she went to a school dance and caught Mr. Machisimo in a dark corner on her way into the building. He was so busy that he failed to see her and her friends walking in…
This came in one of my e-mails and I thought it was truly inspiring.
Andy Rooney's Thought On Life....
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And…
Well, tonight must be my night for griping, I guess. My daughter is mad at me and not speaking to me at present, because I just told this boy that has been calling her not to ever call again. She is only 13 and not allow…
Thanks for the encouragement, Moniet. I really need it. (lol) I'm doing good though. I hate missing even one workout. My family is trying to be encouraging too, but they still think I'm too fragile (grins) to exert mysel…
I decided to answer DreadPirates comment here. The reason for this is, who knows, maybe someone else in this universe has a similar problem and better answers than I'm getting from my doctors. When I write this down, the…
I haven't taken a lot of time to work on my websites lately because I started a new project. And I am the project. I started an exercise program two weeks ago and have actually kept up with it. I used to do aerobics and …
