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  • Like a Giant Dildo, Crushing the Sunnnnn... Tonight a couple visited childbirth class. I had met them a couple of months ago. This was their fourth child, sixth pregnancy. The baby had been lying transverse at th…

  • Yesterday on the way home a little used paper cup, a piece of litter, was bouncing around on the bridge under the cars as they ran over it. It took a particularly large leap in the tailwind of the car in front of me, an…

  • I get extremely agitated when things don't work out as planned, re: public or work situations. When someone is late to meet me for lunch, and I only have short window of time to take my lunch, I get severely irritated…

  • I'm going to kill that Jamster fellow. (You'll know him when you see him. He looks like a leering Scrubbing Bubble.)

  • Your BabyYour baby is now about 2 lbs. 5 oz. and is a little under14 inches from head to toe and has been gainingweight steadily during the past 27 weeks due to the stemcells developing into bodily organs, blood and immu…

  • It is going to be in the 70s today. Rumor has it the SUN will be out for once, as well!Someone, anyone, please, quick! Call me into work sick, and take me away for an emergency picnicking adventure!P.S. Is it wrong if…

  • What is it w/ Cadbury mini-eggs??? Do they have cocaine as the main ingredient??? And why must Cadbury withhold them from me for the rest of the year??? Ah, every year I battle the urge to cut open a bag and jus…

  • Why are Monday mornings so hard?Is it all the sugar from this weekend?We had a pretty nice time yesterday. Of course, any day spent having to interpret, ask questions, re-interpret, ask again...(Captain Pagressio) can b…

  • Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. …

  • Clearing out the cobwebs of my wee mind...this will be scattered and weird. I started typing this Friday at work. It was too much for me to completely finish on my shorter-than-usual lunch break. Tori Amos What’s t…

  • Good morning. Here's a sweet sentiment from epeemom to start you on your day. Hey, guys? This is for you, too, okay? We are all made of stars, Moby says. I love that song despite Kato Kailin (sp?) being in th…

  • Some people are so lucky and dumb, I feel a visceral *need* to smack them. Not as strong an urge as, say...my ongoing fascination w/ breaking a mug full of hot coffee over Tim Robbins' smugly face, but, yeah...it's …

  • Another eight hours of sleep, please! Last night I came home from work, ate dinner w/ my family, and went to sleep. And got up for a little bit to holler at Steve for keeping the kids up past their bedtime, then …

  • http://grayace.com/dex/bunny.html (Click on that) Another thing, I want to say...the past several days I've had Terri Schiavo on my mind (who hasn't?). And it's unusual for me to speak or write publicly about cu…

  • Childbirth Class Tonight was our first childbirth class. We are coming into the class late, we're a few weeks behind. It's still going to be beneficial. This class centers around the Bradley Method. Beca…

  • Steve had a lot to say last night. I'm tired, maybe I'll write about it later. Have a good day, all. I feel A #1 boring lately. Sorry.

  • Tell me something funny. ***applause*** Very good. Thanks! I needed that!

  • Pardon me while I go gouge my own eyes out. Every brain-dead blonde who was ever famous can get her own reality series. Egad, why doesn't someone remove HER feeding tube? I'm sure this will be every bit as good as…

  • A new post Because my day is about more than crying over something I can't control. Thanks for participating in my little discussion. I am so rarely moved to talk about current events. Today I was all set to work…

  • http://www.terrisfight.org/myths.html I just read the page above, following cliopatra's entry on the topic. The things I've heard on the news (very little) have indicated a vastly different picture than what I read…

  • First thing's first, your q's answereed... The Goose wants to know if we purposefully chose S names for the boys. Yes, we did. I wanted Sam to have the same initials as his dad. I don't know why, I just thought it …

  • St. Pat's Day, drinking, and baby names So did anyone go out last night to celebrate the holiday? I've never done that--go out on St. Patrick's Day. I've never had a green beer or hung out an Irish bar (on 3-17, a…

  • This morning I ran over a piece of litter. One of those Kool-Aid cooler things that little kids drink out of. And I wondered about that baby, where it is. If it is a baby at all. How all babies grow up. How each of …

  • Just in case you thought I was vain...tonight I had the joy of stopping by Target not to ogle the stylish-yet-affordable consumer goods, but to purchase...a re-supply of Depends-esque pads, and the bonus!! Monistat 3…

  • R&B history trivia question of the day: What female singer died on this day in history, at the tender age of 24? She was best known for her duets w/ Marvin Gaye. Name the singer and/or a duet. I can't believe she…

  • With apologies to Shel Silverstein... The Giving Child Once there was a tree... and she was loved by a little girl. And every day the girl would come and she would gather her leaves and make them into c…

  • Today's Hollywood boyfriend... R.D. coming atcha at lunchtime... Are ya ready? Tom nailed it... Robert Duvall, it is. It was inevitable that I'd watch THX 1138. George Lucas, futuristic, sci-fi...but I didn't …

  • Random Monday Morning Notes Snow, snow, go away. I got most of my tax stuff caught up this weekend. I have a huge stack of returns ready to be picked up (and paid for!). Which is good, because $ seems to be fly…

  • Some days you just gotta sleep all day. Hope your Sunday has been as relaxing as mine. And now, a message from our sponsors... Today is cute email today. Please send this email on to all your family and f…

  • Seamus has learned the word "Pizza." Watch & hear him (and his dad) say it while under the spell of the Pizza Train (Pizza King again).This morning, while playing hide & go seek w/ Sam, he placed the family's Sh…

  • Remember my Art Contest?? Finally, without further ado, here are the results!!! Here's a review of who did what: Entry 1. Watercolor by ettlrivka (who, incidentally, has a great blog song!) …

  • Thank you Well, kindredspirit asked about the art contest...it's just going to have to wait until I'm caught up on work. I have five voicemails on my phone and fourteen messages on my answering machine. Due to a month…

  • Beautiful, blessed Friday. (see the big version here) Have a great day today.

  • Big Deal I just told Captain Insano off. Big time. I said a lot of things I've always wanted to say to her. Of course she interrupted me a lot, and being the way she is, she didn't listen to most of it, anyway. …

  • I think it's funny how some men will sit and gab all day like a knitting circle.

  • It's entirely possible that I have a crush on my new doctor. She gave me a combination of prescriptions that actually allows me to sleep all night AND breathe. And even though I'll still launch into an uncontrollab…

  • About my protected list: 1.) I like almost everyone who reads and comments on my blog. All two billion of ya, bless yer souls. 2.) In the past, all you had to do to get on my protected list was to ask. If I ch…

  • It's whooping cough. And asthma. Where do I sign up to buy lottery tickets, huh?For all the talk people give against immunizations, I'm glad the kids got their DTP. That should keep them from catching this from me. I…

  • I am home from work today. This coughing thing has gotten way out of hand. Going to the Dr. AGAIN in a few hours. I really can't be upright w/o hacking my guts out.Y'all are perverted. That Spider-man thing was a kni…

  • Fleas at the Market!!!! Art Contest results later. I want to make up little badges for all the contestants and that will take some time. So stay tuned. For now, Flea Market Fun... 'Cuz every good soldier ne…

  • Joy of Pregnancy Update (GROSS bodily functions ahead), followed by lunch talk! Of course! Art Contest procrastination, and Flea Market tease. Total lack of meat helmets, and a secret rock start-sorta crush. Anyone c…

  • Two pair down. And the day's still young. Inspired by Tincanman's challenge. Partially. How young is too young for Depends? I keep on peeing my pants. Eventually, too soon, pregnancy ends How young is too yo…

  • Updated w/ a very disgusting pregnancy update, at the bottom. Do not read while eating. I've got a lot of work to do today, but after missing out on the National Farm Machinery show & Tractor Pull last week, I d…

  • Life is Like a Box of Traffic Violations Today I drove out to Iwhohavebeencalledsomany's house. I was thinking, on the way, about traffic rules. Something I've thought about before. Pretty often, I find I'm dri…

  • I asked eFairy, continued... PunkDiva asks: What did you want to be when you grew up as a child? Are you doing it? Why or why not? I wanted to be five things: a ballerina, a jockey, a writer, an interpreter at the UN, …

  • squint your eyes and look closerI'm not between you and your ambitionI am a poster girl with no posterI am thirty-two flavors and then someand I'm beyond your peripheral visionso you might want to turn your headcause som…

  • I asked eFairy... ChasingtheHorizon wants tips on buying a house for the first time...first off, find an experienced realtor you can trust. How do you do that? Don't ask your friends. Ask some retired realtors. Call…

  • Updated Voting will remain in effect until the 6th (Sunday), or however close to that I'm able to end it... Current results: Don't know what this is about? Go check it out, and go vote! ARGH! So…

  • Cool Taoist quote: A grub in filth is dirty, but it changes into a cicada and sips dew in the autumn breeze. Rotting plants have no luster, but they turn into foxfire and glow in the summer moonlight. …

  • All magazines are trash. Well, most are. Just pages and pages of bullshit rhetoric that you've read a thousand times before, and you'll read a thousand times again, for lack of anything better to read. God, you got…

  • We pledged some $ to public radio today. They messed up the pledge on the air. They said I was Wesley and that I was Stephen's brother. It was a weird, weird thing. Kind of embarassing. But then they mentioned his b…

  • Assorted Random Stuff I don't think Louisville was ready for Michael Feldman. I wanted to take Steve to the show, as a late birthday present, but he had a wedding that day, out of town. Anyway, listen in if you wanna…

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