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| Ten reasons why porn isn't the life to be..
After watching blooper clips from various porns, it struck me that there's several reasons why one shouldn't join the porn industry. It's pretty crazy and hectic when you actually look at the behind-the-scenes takes of what goes on during filming. Kooky.. |
| 10.) Your director has probably learned to masturbate hand free while filming you behind the camera.
9.) Your scene partner can't get hard.
8.) The lighting is so bright that you get sunburned.
7.) Your supply of lube turns out to be a rotten jar of Vaseline (a la I'm-Buck-and-I'm-here-to-fuck).
6.) Your director's screaming at you for not fucking hard enough.
5.) Got a case of the giggles...hehe..
4.) You end up jerking off for another hour due to performance anxiety.
3.) Your director's fondling you. Ahemm...gross.
2.) Your scene partner's awful at sex. What could be worse?
1.) The cameras suddenly craps out and you just did your cumshot. Dang. |
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| | Posted 8/15/2004 12:05 AM - 4 views - 5 comments
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