In a million years I had this rather unusual dream last night. It made me feel uneasy, because I think the horrors of Ann Coulter might have subconsciously slipped in my psyche. Anyways, I ended up having this dream abo…

Snot-flying fun Gee, I don't know what to say about the impunity of many Black Friday shoppers out there. In most cases, we can be somewhat understanding about people's rage and frustration over the holiday chaos that t…

Day for turkeysNo one ever realizes how much work goes into Thanksgiving dinner until someone actually has to cook. That's something I've learned about since I've become an adult. Yes...making your own specialty dish is…

Veedio gamez conspiracy Okay, there's enough to go around when it comes to the video game industry. From so-called manufacturing shortages to impromptu price breaks, it's easy to see how sleazy the electronic gaming ind…

Deal breakers and door busters There's this inevitable dissolution between what folks want to do and what they end up doing when it comes to Thanksgiving. Per our arrangment, my family and I had originally agreed upon a…

Return of the hoody I ran into this immensely interesting, yet odd topic of foreskin restoration on Dudesnude. Yes, you might have heard about the procedure on shows like Nip/Tuck or those plastic surgery reality shows.…

Eat you up, Part 2 Ughh, so I bombed on my job interview today. I originally had a good feeling about the whole process, but when I got there, it turned out to be much more than I had expected. First off, it wasn't one …

Royal lunch If an excursion with Aaron wasn't enough to satisfy my culinary palette, I happened to join my parents for a dim sum lunch with a Taiwanese dignitary. Of course, it wasn't planned that I attend, since they w…

Mobile masterpiece I spent the day with Aaron today and he did the delightful deed of bringing me to have dim sum. Hooray! Of course, it seemed slightly anti-climatic, since the dim sum restaurants in Manhattan aren't c…

Survival of the nudist You must have been starving for some good reading about sex. Gee, I guess I'll talk about a pertinent, yet sobering topic that we actually all face...before jumping into the shower, bed, or a Rio …

Blank eyes I discovered that I stare into the ceiling when my eyes are closed. I've been sleeping very well since last week, but I've also been waking up much earlier than I'm used to...with the ominously ticklish feeli…

Pleasing explanation You might be wondering why I haven't said much about the electoral results...even though you already know I'm disappointed about the outcome. Well, I guess I've reacting like my father to the whole …

Gay yard sale In lieu of my proposed move to San Francisco, I've actually went through all my stuff and saw what I could sell off to put into my moving-away fund. Of course, the overwhelmingly obvious items would be my …

Top five things to cure electoral blues I thought I'd cheer you up with an inspirational song by none other than Kermit the Frog. We're all disappointed, but I'm sure that's an understatement for the hopeful many, who w…

Five reasons why you should vote today Okay, you've been bombarded by stuff on the airwaves for the past year about which candidate you should pick. If anything, your brain has been reduced to mush by all the crappy tel…