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Saturday, November 19, 2005
 FOR RENT.

The sign posted in the front yard seeks a new tenant to replace the one below me. Come the end of the year, downstairs guy is moving.

This is of great concern to me.

My apartment building is old. Old enough that the buzzer for the front entrance is accompanied by a button that at one point rang directly into the superintendent’s apartment.

And old enough that if a neighbor is too noisy, I can hear it through the wall.

Or, as the case may be, through the floor.

Fortunately, downstairs guy has been very quiet. Other than the fact that his car is still emblazoned with a George W. Bush bumper sticker, he’s an ideal neighbor.

So unless I’m missing something, there’s nowhere to go but down. Whoever moves in can’t be better than downstairs guy, only on par with him.

Yes, perhaps a beautiful girl will move in. But as far as I’m concerned, I’d much prefer the new neighbor be easy on the ears than easy on the eyes.

Really, though, it’s all beyond my control. All I can do is wait and see.

And maybe start saving for a down payment on a house.

But that’s a whole ‘nother blog.

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The complex I live in is not old, but the walls are still thin. Although I suppose one would hear the headboard in the apartment on the other side of my bedroom wall hit the wall either way... ;)

Some days I miss my house...

Posted 11/19/2005 4:42 PM by dorothyfromkansas - reply

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Well, you'll certainly have to post about the new neighbor when he/she moves in.... I'll be watching for it...
Posted 11/19/2005 4:52 PM by HAZMAT_lounge - reply

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Given that I share a house with a family including a 4 year old girl and a new baby on its way precisely in order to save money for that magical day when I can in fact buy a place of my own, I can sympathise. It works great, because I tend to do most of my socialising out and about, and am really only at home to sleep and study - all I need now is to get "And Bingo was his name-oh" out of my head.
Posted 11/19/2005 5:05 PM by Morgane - reply

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Oooh. Buying a home is a big ass step bucko. Good luck with that?!
Posted 11/19/2005 5:08 PM by DarqLynx - reply

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The woman who recently moved into the flat two storeys above us is pregnant. I am sooooo glad I don't live immediately below her. The minute I hear that baby wail I'm going to smother it. It's harsh but fair methinks.
Posted 11/19/2005 5:18 PM by kissthewitch Xanga Premium Member - reply

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  My sister had a downstairs neighbor who was a fat,bitter recluse who would freak out if my sister would walk on her floor late at night. She wrote numerous notes and left them on my sister's door. They would say things like "Please don't walk around in high heels at 4am." It got to the point that my sister was paranoid with each step she made. This was the same apt building where some guy exposed himself to her and then skipped away, leaving my sister in shock.
Posted 11/19/2005 5:29 PM by SiliconGirl - reply

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It's win-win, man...either you get a great new neighbor (easy on the ears AND the eyes if you're lucky) or you get the proper motivation to start saving for that down payment.

They don't call me Pollyanna for nuthin', babe.

Posted 11/19/2005 5:33 PM by Kallikrates Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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This was the eternal question that lingered when I was still a renter. My last apartment was in one-half of house where my last apartment neighbors had a large stereo, an even bigger dog and massive get-togethers on Sundays that I came to refer to as WhiteTrashFests. Maybe buying a house was hastened by this experience. And while there are just enough rentals on my street that I can still be apprehensive, since one can't just move out of a house one buys, the idea that the booming crappy music, the barking dogs, the crying children are not happening under my own roof is just a priceless bonus.

Also: Really enjoyed the article you sent. Thanks! Introverts of the world unite!
Posted 11/19/2005 5:52 PM by TimsHead Xanga True Member - reply

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Yeah good neighbors are a must. I would say we could move in but alas we have a baby and although I might be easy on the eyes, Mia would NOT be easy on the ears.
Posted 11/19/2005 6:28 PM by bluemoon989 - reply

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Maybe someday I'll tell you about my upstairs "loud sex" neighbor whose late night activities were frequently accompanied by the use of the garbage disposal.  Ah, well, I guess I've told you all you need to know.

And, eff me but I think I owe you an effin' ode.  eff eff eff.  Will be forthcoming soon.

Posted 11/19/2005 6:50 PM by thinlizzy17 - reply

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You have the advantage because you live upstairs. If the neighbor is annoying, just put on some ankle weights. If you get a complaint, just say that you can't help the fact that you've put on a few pounds.
Posted 11/19/2005 7:06 PM by sonotcoolsdbo - reply

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my mom has BOUGHT all the houses around her's, just so she can control who lives by her. 
Posted 11/19/2005 8:05 PM by manatee_wannabe Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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good idea ;) you never know..
Posted 11/19/2005 8:13 PM by drika Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Close neighbors suck.  Get a house.
Posted 11/19/2005 9:33 PM by Disco_Queen_1976 Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Okay, okay, I get it. I'm on my way.
Posted 11/20/2005 12:26 AM by TheUnbreakable - reply

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i'm lucky that my building has lead walls. granted my cell reception sucks, but at least i can't hear my neighbors. but yeah, you should be saving for a place anyway.
Posted 11/20/2005 1:13 AM by leeka Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Think of it this way, if you have someone that's really easy on the eyes, you can say that you sleep on top of a hottie every night.
Posted 11/20/2005 2:38 AM by toxicned Xanga True Member - reply

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Oh, sheesh. You are the last person that should be intimidated ... unless I move into the apartment below you.
Posted 11/20/2005 11:36 AM by sonotcoolsdbo - reply

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I used to live in a double before.  My downstairs neighbor *seemed* cool...until I found out she was a crackhead.
Posted 11/20/2005 11:43 AM by PretendPrincess Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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my last apartment featured a screaaaaaming baby upstairs.   fun.

Posted 11/20/2005 12:44 PM by RaLuvsMeat - reply

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RYC - what can I say? I'm easily amused
Posted 11/20/2005 1:03 PM by Morgane - reply

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my neighbors throw themselves at the wall at 1:30 in the morning...
perhaps a beautiful, quiet, non-republican girl will move in?
Posted 11/20/2005 2:12 PM by twisteddaisy - reply

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I have a post on which you might wish to opine.
Posted 11/20/2005 3:17 PM by the_chuck_issue - reply

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eff, love, it's less of an ode and more of an unmetered, unrhyming poem patterned somewhat in the style of Elizabeth Bishop.  I tried lots of things - iambic pentameter, a series of haiku (once I got in the groove, I could only talk in 17 syllables at a time), but nothing was working.  Nothing rhymes with "effyourself" and remarkably few things rhyme with "Columbus" so I went this route.

I’ve only been there twice –

Once for a football game when I was twenty,

and once in an attempt to salvage

the end of a failing relationship.

Both times it was autumn.

Both times I left in sadness.

I don’t remember the town.

I don’t remember the school.

I’m sure both are perfectly lovely

in whatever way they’re lovely.

And if there were no rivalry

it would be no fun.

Posted 11/20/2005 4:38 PM by thinlizzy17 - reply

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my bedroom has thin walls, and my roommate gets it on all the time in the room right next to me.

I may as well just open her door and pop a squat on her floor. At least then I could see something good.
Posted 11/20/2005 7:56 PM by AshleyDevin - reply

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