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  • A smattering of nothingness.

    The Universe stuck its finger squarely in my eye yesterday. As I was opening a bill, I managed to get two separate paper cuts on the palm of my hand. I've heard about hair growing on the palms, but this, in fact, may b…

  • I had just ordered a roast-beef-and-cheddar-on-an-onion-bagel sandwich from the one-piece-of-beef-in-the-beef-and-bean-soup café when the cashier returned my change.Instead of the fifty cents she owed me, she mistakenly …

  • eff vs. The Universe

    The Universe thought I needed to learn that if I hit every possible red light – and I mean every – on my morning commute, eight minutes is added to my drive. Of course, The Universe thought that this lesson is best lear…

  • It’s was the ideal relationship. And now it’s ruined.Every time I go in or out of our office, I walk by a bank with three ladies facing the window. And every time I pass, I give them a friendly wave.It’s an ongoing ser…

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