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  • Warm beer may be bad, but it’s not as bad as warm dairy. I’m privy to this information because this morning when got up, I found out that some idiot left my refrigerator door open all night. And just moments ago, I le…

  • Color Commentary.

    I was working late yesterday evening, putting some finishing touches on some TV spots I’d written. As I was leaving, I passed a heavy black man vacuuming the carpet in the lobby.Him: All right now.Me: All right.Him: …

  • Poor Chris.

    Tropical Storm Chris has been downgraded to Tropical Depression Chris. And as far as I can tell, it has reason to be depressed. First, and most obvious, any kind of downgrade (or “demotion,” as we humans call it) is bo…

  • How hot is it?

    It’s so hot, and SO humid, that when I open my window, the muggy air outside hits the cool air inside, forming thundershowers in my living room.

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