I am cursed with a heightened sensitivity to all things annoying, and thus, I go to great lengths to avoid being an irritant of any kind, especially to my neighbors. I don’t wear shoes on the hardwood floors so as n…

1. Get home from work on Friday. Have several glugs of Finlandia Mango Fusion vodka. 2. Even though it’s 10:30 pm, you’re sleepy, and there’s no need to eat at this point of your life, give in to the vodka voices …